FF:WA Yoda's Ears Pub Re-opened

Woohoo!

I luv a good hosin!


o_0

wait a minute.. no I don't!

*protects his stinky robe*

 

Who woke Stinky up?

 

No no! Keep him away from water. He'll multiply. Or am I thinking of mogwai?

 

Keep me away from water or I'll melt.

 

*stinky jump up on the bar and proceeds to roll up his coat*

Cha-cha-cha

Nothing up my sleeves!

*pulls a mogwai out of his hood*

Taadaaa!

Thankyou, you've been a wonderful audience!

*falls off the bar*

 

More! More!

 

* clears throat and begins to sing *

 

Quick! Kill it before it spreads!


*pauses and ponders what he just said*


um..

 

Bar Bar! What have I told you about singing in the pub?

*Throws rotten tomatoes at Bar Bar*

Damn, I forot I clean up all the mess in this place.

 

Not tomatoes. Gungans multiply when they come in to contact with tomatoes.

 

Really? Luckly they were fake tomatoes, as I hate the real things.

 

*SJ's cloak flutters in the non-existent wind as he stands up upon the bar flexing his almighty.. uh.. cloaked arms with a look of sheer determination on his un-see-able face. Sweat running from his obscured (yet toned) body he lets out an almighty roar of strain and triumph!*

Tadaaaa!

*pulls a coin from behind Jedi_Nat's ear*

 

Wow!!!!!

 

[spoilsport]He had it in his palm the whole time![/spoilsport]

 

He did?

 

Nuh-uh *vomits coins*


Wait! I can explain! I've been going through some change recently..


*looks to his left for the drummer guy*

aw..

 

Well fine, me and my coins are going to find some new material

*scoops up vomit and leaves*

 

Thanks for cleaning up your mess!

 

Speaking of drummer guy, where's the rest of that useless band?

 

They have been on a rest break since about March.

 

Moi moi! Meesa be lead singer of yousa band.

*Starts yodelling an old gungan folk song*

 

*grabs BarBar's tongue, wraps it round his head, and ties it in a nice bowtie below his chin.*

 

Bar Bar, you look beautiful!

 

Aw, I could do that..

If I had a tongue

*reaches in his hood*

All I have is this mogwai.. sigh.. what good is that?

*throws it into the spitoon*