FF:WA Yoda's Ears Pub Re-opened

I'm not addicted, I can quit any time I want to. I just choose not to.

 

I'm up! I'm up! Seven hour time difference sux. If I could stay up all night, I would, but I have something called a job to start at 7am...

Why is all the rum gone?

 

I'm down! I'm down!

I repeat, we got a black jawa down...

*falls off the stool*

 

That's where the rum went! Someone spiked the Jawa's Blue Milk!!!

I just realised. The CR is posting!

 

No, I drank all the rum, can't say what was put in the blue milk but it must've been stronger than 50% . .

*discretely hides the empty bottle of 95% liqueur*

 

We do know one thing. Jawas can't hold their liquor.

 

Do we need to check the I.D. of all these new people before we start handing out drinks ?

 

*waves hand*

You do not need to see my identification.

 

*Attempts to hide behind a skinny looking pot plant in the corner......*

 

These are my Southern sisters! No ID required.

Serve them all the rum you can find.

*Hic*

 

*Phew* Thanks Nat - don't think the disguise was working too well...
You're concious again! Oh, and nice Darkside by the way - must get round to making one of these....
As for the rum, I'll pass thanks.... Give mine to Moose!

 

Just wondering whether Moose should go cold turkey?

 

I did threaten to send her to Ecoholics Anonymous, but that didn't work...

I think it's official - the FF:UK Southerners have taken over the Yoda's Ears!

 

There's an Ecoholics Anonymous? I didn't know that....

 

Apparently there is, but not in the way I meant it...
I said to Moose I was going to start up an Ecoholics Anonymous thread for both of you, given the recent incident of you drinking yourself unconcious and Moose drinking all the rum in sight....

 

I like my version of Ecoholic thanks! I've been an ecoholic for a while now, and proud of it. Amazingly, I don't actually drink much alcohol in real life.

*Makes a Yoda cocktail*

Yummy! I might have to start stocking the bar fridge with pre-made Star Wars cocktails again.

 

All hail the original 'ecoholic'!
Can't say as I drink too much in real life either, but it's nice to have one every once in a while!
And I'll have a Jedi Mind Trick please... (Are these real cocktail recipies btw? Or have you just made them up randomly? )

 

My fave wine is ice wine I was a bit peeved off, cause I bought four bottles when I was in Germany last year and sent them home from London, and one bottle got smashed in transit. Austrlia Post gave me the amount I paid for the wine after a complaint from my dad.

And yes, these are real cocktails. Jedi Mind Tricks are really nice. I've also tried the Dark Side. I held a 80s Cocktail PJ party once as a meet. It was great.

*Serves Kira-Shay a Jedi Mind Trick*

Drink up!

*Puts A New Hope on the big screen*

 

Wine! Liqueurs are the way forward! (Call me uncivilised, but I've never liked wine, except the odd Rosé...)
At least they gave you your money back... Shame about the wine though...
Ooo... *Copies down the recipies from page 1......* Has to be said that Dark Side and Jedi Mind Trick sound like my kind of cocktails
*Takes drink from Nat, grabs a bag of popcorn and settles down on the sofa to watch A New Hope...*
Dah, da, d, d, dah, dah...

 

I'm not much of a wine drinker either. I have a sweet tooth, so dessert wines are my thing. Pretty much anything sweet with alcohol is good for me. Mmm, Midori. Lolly Water!

*Sits down in front of the big screen, on the brand new recliner*

I must be getting old...

 

I like Midori - it tastes like those banana sweets you get in Pick 'n' Mix, which is strange, considering it's supposed to taste like melon...
But it was really funny cos all my friends raided our uni Fresher's Fayre (despite being 2nd and 3rd years... Shame on us... ), and they put free bottles of Midori in the Fresher's packs. Only thing is, I was the only one that liked it, so I ended up with a mountain of Midori.. Think I've still got some somewhere...

Nah, you're not getting old - all my uni friends (all of which are between 19-23) love wine... I'm just wierd!

 

I was actually referring to the recliner when I mentioned old!

I need to buy a bottle of Midori, but I can't afford it. The guy called Bill keeps sending me letter asking for money. He calls himself different names like "Telstra", "3", "Western Power", "Water Corporation", etc. I hate him.

 

Ooops, my mistake... But recliners are comfy! (Guess that makes me old too... *Wanders off to have a mid-life crisis* )

He keeps sending me letters too... And he always demands money that I don't have.... Rude person....

 

Doesn't Bill have enough money? How many off-shore accounnts does he have? He probably owns a mansion in Monacco. Heck, he probably owns the Monte Carlo casino!