FF:WA Yoda's Ears Pub Re-opened

Hello barbar.Now you sit in the corner and be quiet.

*Gives barbar a glass of blue milk*

 

*pokes about a bit*

Is there any more rum?

 

*Jumps out of the spitoon*

Did someone say blue milk?

 

Ew!! You do realise that I've been spitting into the spittoon, right?

 

Yes, I said Blue Milk, Stinky. You want one?

Moose, there's lots of rum. I even found the vintage stuff!

 

Ex squeeze, your Highnessness, but can mesa have another blue milk? Please?

 

Nice to see you have manners, barbar.

*Passes barbar another glass of blue milk*

 

Woo!

*hides in a corner with the vintage rum*

 

Go easy on the vintage stuff. I don't know if I'll find anymore bottles.

 

*runs up and gives you a very slimy hug*

Yes..






Cheers!

*starts pouring the spitoon out into shotties*

Just two fingers for me... wait.. do jawas have fingers? omg toes? FEET??? oh I'm just drunk! wait.. no I'm not..

I'm just..

wait for it...

legless!

*me slimes Moose again and jumps back in the spitoon*

 

*runs around cry at being covered in slime*

I hate being slimey!!!

*goes off to have a shower, carrying a bottle of rum*

 

Moose... How did you get the rum? I hid it behind the so... Never mind...

 

Nat gave it to me.

 

Nat... What did we say about not giving Moose the vintage rum?

 

I thought it was OK to give her one bottle... The other stuff is hidden in the secret hiding place.

 

Hidden?

Are you trying to make me sober? I'm warning you now, you won't like me when I'm sober!




(like all good things, this sounded a lot better in my head )

 

But Kira-Shay made me. Honestly....

 

Traitor!

I mean... Barbar did it! Honest!

*Gets another Jedi Mind Trick from the bar, and goes to hide in a corner*

 

Yeah, it was, uh, barbar. Yeah.

*Skulls back a Darth Vader*

 

*Catches Nat as she falls over*

Don't think it's a good idea to drink Darth Vaders too quickly...

*Props Nat up with a broom handle*

 

Oh, tanks for dat.

 

Fetch me my rum, I'm shtarting to shober!! *hic*

 

*Fetches rum for moose*

Now someone fetch a bucket for me. I'm not feeling all that well...

 

Woo!

*drinks some rum*

Much better!