Yoda's World Tour

That's no fun. That's like saying I never need to visit England, I can just photoshop myself in London!

 

I recognise that rock, I seem to remember in your lightsaber video you crazily jumping off it.

 

lol.

That's right! I forgot about that. Which is odd, considering that I jumped around 20 foot off that bloody thing and almost broke my neck.

Very dangerous, but us Jedi know no fear!

 

Ok, Ok, so Yoda is coming back to Wales...what did you do to him that he doesn't want to leave?

Well, when 800 years old, not want to travel so fast you will!

 

I guess when your as old as Yoda is, you just wanna find a nice swamp like planet and settle down. Seeing as Degobah if too far away, I guess the next best place for him is Wales.

He's sitting in his box meditating on how he ended back here.

Now and again during the night I can hear muffled sobs of "Failed I have" and "At an end the Frech trip is".

Most odd.

 

Hehehe, awww.

And OYE, PM me back with the info for how much it'll be to send him back to France.

 

I have PM'd you with the info, though if you ask me, we sould just skip France and send him onto the next fanforce.

It may sounds harsh, but they had their chance!

 

[Luke whine] But I want a picture of Yoda at the Moulin Rouge!

 

Two words.

Blue Screen!

Just say the word and the little guy can see the entire world from my movie studio (bedroom with a blue sheet).

 

The real question is, why would you want to visit England?

As Homer Simpson says on my mousemat, 'English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!'.

Doubt your blue-screening skills also, I do.

 

HOW DARE YOU!

Ok then, I sense a challenge coming on.

On the weekend I shall send Yoda on a round the world voyage, the likes of which have not been seen since that Fogg bloke went for a wonder.

 

The same reason Europeans want to visit America.

 

Well I didn't quite get around to making a movie, but I did design a movie promo poster with a starring role for Yoda.

[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/Welshguy/starjedid.jpg]

I will be playing Anakin (Left), Darth_Gavinus will be playing Obi-Wan and Ryan (not a memeber of this site) will be playing Darth Maul.

Yes, that is actually him. It's a pic from last Halloween that I photoshopped into the poster. Apart from some slight colouring alteration, its all him!

Scary eh? Imagine how the poor people in the bars and clubs we went to felt.

Still, at least Yoda's time in Wales is productive.

I've been looking for someone to play the part of the big Mafia boss for years, so thank god Yoda turned up when he did.

 

ROFLMFJAO!!! Oh that is too great! Love the poster.

Ok, Welshguy, pm me the info on what you need to get the Master on his way and I'll get it to you. (Course, I have a feeling that Yoda is about ready to apply for citzenship over there..I mean common he's been there, goes away, comes running back, and then stays?) LOL

Let me know what you need!

Master K/Kim

(and NO you can't have the cheerleaders!)

 

Hmm, are you neglecting your CR-ly duties? Surely you should have recruited him to the Fan Force by now?

 

I know this may sound strange, but I prefer to keep this place seperate from my personal life. I like having a forum where nobody has any preconcieved ideas about me, and where I can just have a laugh and have fun.

Yoda's still waiting by the way.

He's starting to take root now.


Edit:

I updated the poster somewhat. I put a proper pic of Ryan in there (minus hood) and i've given myself a sexy litle scar.

Hope the cheerleaders like it.

[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/Welshguy/starjedif.jpg]

 

Sorry, dude. I've got family drama right now (my great-grandmother passed away), so life's been hectic. Has Kim contacted you like she said she would?

 

I'm very sorry to hear that. Don't worry about Yoda. He's safe here for as long as needs be.

I haven't had any contact since I was asked for my palpall info.

But don't worry. Take you time. I'm sure there are other more important things that you can be doing right now.

Take care. xx

 

which you STILL haven't given me! How am I supposed to rescue him? LOL

 

He gave it to me, Kim.

 

Hmmm, a breakdown in communication I sense here, yessss, hmmmm.

 

*waves hand..Jedi Mind Wammy*

You did NOT see a break down in communication. Nothing to see here...

Move Along Move Along

 

Wales has it's own page on the website!!!

http://www.travelswithyoda.com/03WalesUK.htm

So creative, I know.

(which, it hopefully will be done this week).

 

Not if anything to say about it, I HAVE!

By that I mean that i'm supposed to write up a story about Yoda's experiences in Wales, and as far as I go with deadlines, I make Kevin Smith look punctual.

You have been warned!

 

LOL.