Yoda's World Tour

Website updates:
Midlands page
Wales page
Maps on the Itinerary page.

If Wayne gets around to it, there will be more on the Wales page.

(You know, I could make some snarky comment about how Midlands is the only group that's been on top of everything in this tour... )

 

Yoda missed out the North as well! And he could have been with our own Yoda at Collectormania

Northern Yoda
[image=http://www.timbolton.freeserve.co.uk/ffuk_north/collectormania_07.jpg]

So, have you both seen that Indy is out for CIV, so maybe, just maybe it will be San Diego
You have a year to prepare for an influx of FF-UK people At least I gave you a warning

Welshguy, you coming too? Pwetty pulease

 

It won't be San Diego. Our convention center (get this) didn't WANT it. *shakes head*

HOWEVER, it might be in Los Angeles.

And I'm definitely going! You guys have to come!

 

How do you mean, Indy 4 will be in C3?

The way I heard, this movie was still some time off production? Do you know something I don't?

Hmmm, not to sure about attending though. Not really my thing. Besides, I don't have the kind of money needed to arrange something like this.

And Yoda will be going to the North over my dead body!

It was bad enough he was almost stripped and sold for parts in London, molested in the Midlands and wasn't granted asylum in France!

Now, after going through more heartache and missery than any Jedi Master should have to, your trying to tell me that he should have gone North!!

Strong he is in the force, but not that bloody strong!

 

I think he meant that Indy 4 will be out in time for C4.

And OYE. Have you gotten the money to send him to France again yet?

 

Sorry, i've been meaning to send you a PM.

I got the money!!

Everything was hunky dory, so Yoda is going to be shipping his was to France again.

Is it the same address by the way?

 

So let me get this straight my Welsh boss (btw, you haven't given me any ideas for the FFUK Wales icon yet ), you are willing to send him to France, but not the North??????

Right! Taffbolton here is going to have to kick some serious sheep butt! You aren't allowed any sheep relationships for 5 days!!! And I mean 5 (count em, 1, 2, 3, 4 , and 5!) days.

That'll teach you to take garlic bread over chips! These stuck on countries, happy to stab the motherland of Britain in the back whenever they get the chance

 

5 days with no sheep love!!!!

Are you INSANE!

No man can go that long, its just not natural.

I've got nothing against the North personaly, its just that its not really much of a "world" tour if he's just banging back and forth in the British Isles.

And I hardly think a trip on a Parcel Force truck through the tunnel counts either.

It must be boring as hell for those school kids Miana and Master teach.

"Here's Yoda in South Britain."
"Here's Yoda in the Middle of Britain."
"Here's Yoda in the West of Britain."

You get my point. Probably.

 

/\ ROFLMFJAO... Actually, one of them said the other day....

"Yoda hasn't left YET? He must Really Really like it there!"


But, by the Force, they know all about you guys now! LOL

Course, I choked an almost lost it when we were studying all this pictures and another one of them asked..."Why do they have all the sheep? Do they really like sheep that must?" Now how do I explain THAT one without getting fired!

 

You know, maybe that's why the Aussie say that them Kiwis come from Welsh ancestors...

 

Just tell them that to Welsh people, Sheep are sacred. Much like cows are to Indians.

But for different reasons.....

 

And when they start ASKING about those different reasons??????

 

Form strong bonds with the sheep? Get very attached to them?



Has marriage to your sheep flock been passed as law yet btw?

 

Hey Wayne, have you shipped him yet?

 

I just figured that I'd let Welshguy give them "the talk" about the Welsh and The Sheep!

And btw HAS that marriage law been passed yet?

 

I prefer the title "Welshguy" really, but i'll let you get away with it.

I'm really sorry, but i've been tunning 3 clinics single handed the last couple of weeks, so it's been impossible to arrange it. But I have good news!

He will be shipped tomorrow. I give you my word.

Sorry for the hold up. If it makes you feel any better, Yoda doesn't really want to go to France anyway.

He's worried their going to eat him!

 

LOL, k. Thanks, Welshguy.

 

I'll just call him Betty

I must post more in this forum, sorry boss, been letting the side down.

Is it cos I is English?

 

ROFLMFJAO!!!!!

 

Betty!

How dare you. I only let people call me Betty if they buy me dinner first. I aint that easy you know young man!

And yes, it is because your English. Everything you do wrong is because your English. You should have figured that out by now.

Good new Miana by the way. Yoda was shipped on Saturday. I hope you don't mind but I sent him via Royal Mail delivery. We still have a tracking number and insurance, so its no biggy. Just hope Mr Frech dude remembers to answer his door this time.

Even if he doesn't, there's a return address and everything, so not to worry.

By the way, if he comes back again, I want you to know that i'm going to keep him.

I'm working under the ancient "3 deliveries and he's yours" law of lore.

 

I feel sorry for the pizza delivery boy then

Right, once I get unbusy, I'll be helping FFUK: Wales with more posts And I got an Anglesey brochure in the post, this year I am so gonna use it. I have decided against foreign trips (no more New York for me ), but I plan raids on London, York and Anglesey, it's time to meet the FFUK people. And then next year CIV! Foreigner again.

Will miss Rhodes tho

 

The pizza boy? Oh, you must mean Rossi. Yeah, we're the oldest of friends now.

While I am glad that you want to post more and meet Welsh posters, I feel the need to point out that there has never been, not now or in the future, a poster in here from Anglesey. Indeed, i'm struggling to think if we have ever had a poster outside of South Wales????

Might have something to do with the fact that all other parts of Wales are only just getting used to the "sparky, happy, night sun gorilla". More commonly known as electricity.

Though if you want to come down and get your pale, girly man arse whopped in karting, your more than welcome.

 

Good News Everybody!!

Yoda has arrived back in Wales!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's a pic to prove it:

[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/Welshguy/Yoda.jpg]

So, under the ancient "3 deliveries and he's yours" rule, do I get to keep him now?

Hope its not to late for some of those grants you had lined up Kenobi.

 

*poke* Oye. Has he left yet?