Yoshees Epitaph

Come back please....

 

alas poor yoshik we knew him well

 

A toast... to this party, and Yosh of course - the reason we all congregated and got bladdered.

*Raises Stella can*

 

I'm dead???

Hmmm does this mean i don't have to go to work in few mins then?

 

No you still have to work and pay tax, but you don't get breaks or paid

 

Afterlifes tough.

 

Cripes....that's a bum deal if ever i saw one!

 

WOOHOO!!


*Dances on Yosh's grave.*

 

//Hand bursts through ground, dragging Maggs under.......

 

That's just gross. The dead should stay dead.

*whacks Yosh's hand with a spade*

 

*Smacks Yosh with a purse until he lets her go.*

 

Ah, he was one of the best... maybe we should start to elect another CR now that our dearest dearest Yosh has departed

 

i vote for Stormtrooper fan cuz she got an imperial tattoo

 

*sigh* It is with great sadness that I demote Yosh and crown Nic...

 

I can take over...

Powerhungry? Who? Me?

 

But i'm not dead damn it!!!

//Kicks Maggs....

 

did someone hear something???

nah just my imagination

 

*Walks in with a Musket*

Do we need any assistance?

 

*thinks we need an exorcism*

 

OI!! Listen to me, i'm not going anywhere!!!!

 

Talk about the ungrateful dead!

 

I see Yosh everyday...

... in the face of every poster, in the smile of every...

 

*Snickers.*

 

i hear he still haunts this place- like a fookin bad smell!

 

If Yoshee's dead, am I full CR now?

G'bye Yosh, never liked you. It was fun killing you, though. I'll put flame muffins on the grave occasionaly, I know how you loved them.