Yoshees Epitaph

Quiet.
Or I'll get the ghostbusters on you.

 

Sorry, but i am what is known as 'the restless dead'!

 

If we decapitated you or taxidermied you would you become more restful?

 

It may be worth a try!

 

Great!

*grabs chainsaw and stuffing and gets to work*

 

I think we should stuff him with garlic. That way he'll smell so much no one will ever come near him again! Mihihi!

 

And we'll protect him from vampires

Good thinking Enji!

*adds garlic to the stuffing*

 

Well, at least that will keep the Swedish Vampire away from me lol

 

Well, actually, this vampire loves garlic...

But maybe not stuffed in Yosh... hmm.

Good thing there are long-range weapons!

 

Don't be mean!

I might be tempted to bury you with a bunch of flesh-eating bugs like in The Mummy and THEN we'll see who has the last laugh

 

Mmmmmmmmmmm, garlic & bugs.

Just bury him in a lead sarcoficas & pour 3tonnes of soil on him.

 

Charming!

 

I almost feel sorry for him... but then again, he's dead, isn't he? And oh, he's Yoshee.

*adds some live ferrets to the stuffing*

This could be interesting...

 

Thats going to be one interesting manakin.

 

What a pity Guy Fawkes night has been and gone this year...

 

Doesn't mean we can't burn him.

Ligts large bonfire.

Toss him in it.

 

*stuffs yosh with firecrackers*

 

Thanks Cobble!

 

*tosses Yosh onto bonfire*

Weeeeee!

 

BOOM

 

Look, it's raining Yoshee!

 

Halle eeeeww ya

 

Good thing I always carry an umbrella.