Yoshees Epitaph

*Watches an arse cheek fall to the floor*

 

Now that just doesn't look right without the other one!

 

*Watches the other arse cheek fall to the floor*






Looks right now

 

activates visor wiper

That was a truely explosive event.

 

But it was pretty fun!

Let's do it again... umm, that is, as soon as Yosh has collected all parts of himself.

 

Very well

gathers explosives

 

Okies...i'm just about fixed.......do ya worst!

 

*puts dynamite in Yoshee's ears*

 

Fires missiles, drops H-bombs, sets off mines & releases Napalm on Yoshee


KA BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!


Smoking

 

this is the place to pay your last respects to our dear departed friend yoshee

This is the line that started this thread and now we're trying to kill him!!!



Give me some of that dynamite

 

Well, how can we pay pur respects to him if he isn't dead?

Therefore, we have to kill him!

*puts fire to all the little pieces of Yosh that's raining down*

 

you always makes sense Enji!

 

That is very true.

pulls out heavy machine gun

Hasta la vista Yoshee.

 

Yoshee smoothie,.....anyone?

 

Well, why not?

Was quite a hit last time...

 

yeah just take out the eyelashes before we turn on the blender(they tickle the throat)

 

Yeah yeah, sure.

*grabs a pair of tweezers and starts to remove Yosh's eyelashes*

Oh my, this should be really painful...

 

wow, that sounds fun enji! let me try!

*starts removing eyelashes on the other eye*

 

He's twisting a lot... let's handcuff his to something so he won't move so much!

 

or we could hang him fron the cealing in a hundred little fishing-hooks

 

Why not handcuff to a bed and then hang him from the ceiling in hooks?

 

Because hooks are more painful.

 

we can do both

 

it's not so bad...