You are now the Supreme Ruler Of Earth, forever. What is your first official act?

Merging onto highway training for everyone.

 

Outlawing stupidity.

 

Making Amos second in command. We have a pact after all.

 

Abdicating to the rightful holder of that title.

 

Cheese sticks with TWO sides of marinara!

 

Proscriptions.

 

Every day is now casual friday.

 

Mandating scientific literacy.

 

Destroy all the yachts in the world/make it illegal to have one.


Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed.

 

ban schools, libraries, and news outlets.

 

End tax-exempt status for all religions.

too big?

"The universe works through the complex interactions of 3 elements: Matter, Energy, and Enlightened Self Interest."
The first two don't seem to be a problem, but the ESI is definitely lacking. I mandate everyone develop ESI, personally and professionally. Especially at the corporate level.

still too much?
Fine, let's get petty.
All buildings must have address signs on them that are visible from the opposite side of the street while driving, at night.
(followed up be El Camino Real gets a numbering system that makes sense, starting with 00000001 in the south to 10000000 at the north end)

 

Build a machine that creates unlimited resources and provides unlimited services for everyone (except never being able to be used to infringe anyone's rights), so there's no more money/work (except what people want to do) and people can take care of themselves... then go immediately into happy retirement like everyone else, so there's no more government.

Or make common sense and critical thinking a required course in school. And official holidays to celebrate Star Wars, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings. Along with roads, sidewalks, and driveways that automatically melt the snow and ice so I never have to shovel again.

 

i would ban stuff i don't like. stuff i like, now that would be mandatory stuff.

 

Montie must be wearing a shirt in his Facebook pictures

 

consolidate my power by declaring myself head admin of the jedi council forums

 

That, or take a nap.

 

Get rid of nuclear weapons.

Abolish religion.

 

Get rid of Daylight Savings Time.

(or fund huge amounts of R&D for making affordable air travel--FLYING CARS, dangit!)

 

Choose my harem.

 

Mandate that all shall call it "Soccer"

 

I like that one, too.

 

No pants thursdays.