Since this is the time of year to buy crap and give it to other people, I thought I would share some of the things I have found that would make good gifts. And possibly make small children cry. [link=http://spawn.com/features/matrix2/sentinel.html]Sentinel figure[/link] - Waking up in the middle of the night and having a Darth Vader cut-out looming over me is bad enough. I can't imagine seeing this thing sitting on the nightstand as well. [link=http://www.octodog.net/]Octodog[/link] - Just don't tell them what it's really made of. [link=http://www.cabelas.com/cabelas/en/templates/product/standard-item.jhtml?id=0019830225780a&navAction=push&navCount=7&indexId=cat200008&podId=0019830&catalogCode=ID&parentId=cat200008&parentType=index&rid=&_DARGS=%2Fcabelas%2Fen%2Fcommon%2Fcatalog%2Fitem-link.jhtml.1_A&_DAV=MainCatcat20712&hasJS=true]Sexxy-Legs Turkey Decoy[/link] - No, this was not a Google search gone wrong. It is, however, still disturbing. And of course, I always highly recommend anything you can find at [link=http://www.mcphee.com/]Archie McPhee[/link], my favorites being the Punching Nun and the Pig Catapult. UPDATE: - OK, I can't get the turkey decoy link to work, you'll have to Copy/Paste.