Since this is the time of year to buy crap and give it to other people, I thought I would share some of the things I have found that would make good gifts. And possibly make small children cry. Sentinel figure - Waking up in the middle of the night and having a Darth Vader cut-out looming over me is bad enough. I can't imagine seeing this thing sitting on the nightstand as well. Octodog - Just don't tell them what it's really made of. Sexxy-Legs Turkey Decoy - No, this was not a Google search gone wrong. It is, however, still disturbing. And of course, I always highly recommend anything you can find at Archie McPhee, my favorites being the Punching Nun and the Pig Catapult. UPDATE: - OK, I can't get the turkey decoy link to work, you'll have to Copy/Paste.