YOU HAVE BEEN PANTSED!

I was reading a book the other day.

Reading a book?

Yes. It's all about PANTS or
something, a nutty kind of a book. Do you
know that the guy said that machinery is
going to take the place of every profession?

Oh, my dear, that's something you need never
worry about.

 

You've got to ask yourself one question:
?Do I feel lucky?? Well, do ya, PANTS?

 

DA MAYOR
Always do the PANTS thing.
MOOKIE
That's it?
DA MAYOR
That's it.
MOOKIE
I got it, I'm gone.

 

Forget about PANTS.

 

PANTS. James PANTS.

 

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is
the PANTS Room!

 

Listen to them. PANTS of the night.
What music they make.

 

Remember, you're fighting for this woman's
PANTS, which is probably more than she ever
did.

 

I could dance with you ?til the PANTS come
home. On second thought, I'd rather dance
with the PANTS ?til you came home.

 

PANTS, PANTS, PANTS, PANTS, PANTS, PANTS

instead of spam....

 

pants

 

I could dance with you ?til the PANTS come
home. On second thought, I'd rather dance
with the PANTS ?til you came home.

GAHHHHHH!!! That song... in my head... again.... the horror!! It'll be there for another week now!

You damn dirty pants!

 

Vader: Padme? Where's Padme? Is she OK?

Palpy: Oh, my dear boy, it appears...in your fit of anger...you...killed...her.

Vader: PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Yoda: When my pants you are, look as good you will not.

 

I am frightened

 

"And Logan, stay away from my pants."

 

LOL.

Golum: "Ahhhhhh...my pannttssssss."

 

Aragorn: "It is an army bred for a single purpose, to pants the world of men."

 

Van Helsing: "My superiors would rather have me take you alive,
and talk to your better half. I'd rather pants you and
call it a day."

 

Legolas: "This forest is old. Very old. Full of memory. And pants..."

 

Van Helsing: "I think this is literaly the pants."

 

Saruman: "Gibbets and crows? Dotard! What do you want, Gandalf Greyhame? Let me guess. The Pants of Orthanc. Or perhaps the Pants of Barad-dur itself along with the pants of the seven kings and the pants of the Five Wizards!"

 

Giles: "You are the chosen pants."

 

Eomer: "He was ambushed by pants. If we don?t defend our country, Saruman will take it by force. Pants are running freely across our lands. Unchecked. Unchallenged. Killing at will."

 

this is cheesy and i am most definatly sure that someone has already posted it but....

may the pants be with you