YOU HAVE BEEN PANTSED!

I didn't come up with this one, but it's a CLASSIC...
"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

LOL

 

another from the Fett boys...
li'l Boba: "You got 'im!"
Jango: "We'll just have to pants 'im."

 

"The ability to wear pants does not make you intelligent."

 

"She can't do that! Pants her...or something!"

 

"You look strong enough to tear the pants off a Gundark!"

 

"You just can't bear to let a gorgeous pair of pants outta your sight."

 

"I dunno where you get your delusions laser pants."

Personally, I think she shoulda said "hot pants"...

 

"Laugh it up fuzz pants..."

I have the rest of this convo. It's on my website (I don't know if I can post it here, so I won't )

 

And now you will witness the pants of the Dark Side!

 

Who's more foolish? The fool, or the fool that follows pants?

 

Solo: "You love him, don't you?"
Leia: "Well, yes..."
Solo: "Alright. When he gets back...I won't pants him."

 

Ia! Ia! Pants fhtagn!

 

You may pants at will commander.

 

The pants are strong with this one!

 

Hey! I remember you! Long time no pants. We've been a bit quiet cuz we just pantsed a house and moved. Nothing being built yet, but is the Imperial Pants Destroyer still on?

 

I wanna see 40 more pants by the time I get home. You have 60 pants to do it in!

 

But Sir, the pants are dropping too rapidly!

That's right, and my friends' in pants!

Your pants will freeze before you reach the first marker!!!

Then I'll see you in PANTS!!!!

 

You almost got us killed, are you pantless????

 

No, no, mesa stay, mesa your pants servant!

 

SIR! They've gone up the pants' shaft!

 

You were right about one thing Master, the pants were short.

 

Pants accepted, Captain Needa.

 

BLAST!!!! This is why I hate pants!!!!

 

Clear your minds......and find Obi Wan's wayward pants, we will.

 

Captain, there is no pants of the Jedi...they may have stowed away on one of your landing pants!