You Know It's Sad When...

You get in free to advance screenings to movies with no lines and reserved seats and you still can't get a date.

 

I was never asked.

 

You know it's sad when you have to work on Saturday & it's all straight time not overtime.

 

sheesh, its this easy Allen:

*post online* "I have free movie tickets to an advanced screen, wanna go?" *post online*

You are fortunate enough to be in a FF full of willing, beautiful, available women

 

I guess I'm kinda one of those old fashioned people that like to ask someone out in person. I hate phones- they irritate me. ...for that matter so does Kevin Costner, and raisins.

 

Raisins hate the same thing as Kevin Costner? Wow! I know what you mean about advance screenings. I get tickets for them all the time at work, but something always gets in the way. And now that my fiance's in Michigan until June, I'm not getting them anymore!

 

....when you wake up and your STILL Riley.

....when your not your type's type (female wise).

 

....you can't think of anything witty to say, but want to post sooooo badly that you comment on your lack of wittiness.

 

notes that the faster you say wittiness (sp?)- the more it sounds like witness.
Not that it matters- wit dosent get dates- money and cars do.

 

well, I might as well give up then!

 

Holy crap! Allen is right!

 

See its true! Kinda like the day I stopped going to clubs was the day I realized/observed that the only way to pick up a girl at a club is to be a gay man or be a girl.

 

Good Charlotte already explained that whole thing.

 

*runs screaming from Good Charlotte*

 

What the heck kind of club were you walking into Allen?!

 

LOL!!!

 

So not true!!! Girls don't only like guys cause of cars and money!! Sheesh!

 

I know crazy hunh? Really it was just a normal dance club (multiple times) and not on any 'special minority lifestyle night' or anything.

 

Time for people to start being nice to me. I just landed tickets for Harry Potter on June 5th.

 

And when haven't people been nice to you?

 

I've been trying to weasle my way out of having to review that film for months now. The staff seems to think its funny to force me into the equivalent of cinematic torture. At least this is one person ondiv wont have to worry about, trying to vie for her tickets. Am I the only one that is dreading this new edition of Harry Potter and the Buttered Fist or whatever it is? (I imagine I'm not making friends right now )

 

Wow Allen, with your pre-review of this movie and you horriffic review of Van Helsing...I am not sure if you will ever like another movie !

 

Well Ive been this way for quite some time and still manage to enjoy a few of them I guess the last film I really enjoyed was Big Fish.

 

You know it's sad when the ladies at Victoria's Secret know who you are on sight, your name and your sizes. Curse those women for being so good at what they do.

 

I know exactly what you mean.. I mean.. I don't... uh...I do...crap... YES, I'M AWESOME!

(Runs away)