You Know It's Sad When...

So...um...Erin....You're the best person with Harry Potter tickets I know!

 

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I think Allen is right. What makes anything think that the 3rd Harry Potter movie will be any good? The first one was so boring, long, and poorly written that you would have had to have read the book to have any kind of connection with the characters, or be interested in what they were doing. I left the theater with more unanswered questions about the movie than when I entered. The top one being, "why is this movie such a huge freaking deal?"


You know it's sad when there are no movies coming out in the near future that have any quality to them... and you are one of the few people who knows it.

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You know it's sad when the girl says "yes" and her parents say "no"

 

you didn't ask her parents first?

 

You're trying to get a date with a girl who still has to ask her parents if it's ok to go out?

 

Date no, marriage yes. They were alright with it at first, but now they're not.

 

Yikes! Dude that totally blows!

 

It sounds like she is probably too young to get married. And don't be in such a hurry yourself. Marriage lasts a long time if you do it right. And believe me, you don't want to make a mistake marrying either the wrong person or someone who could be the right person but at the wrong time.

 

Thanks Rob- I feel better knowing someone else has the same hot pepper in the underwear feeling when someone mentions how wonderfull Harry Potter is.

Yeah dont rush the marriage thing. That and the fact that before your married you can get all the action you want - after its like your on some kind of rations or something. Women tend to use it as a treat for good behavior and putting the seat down and stuff like that.

 

What we're supposed to be getting action before exchanging vows?

Allen, will you talk to Becky for me?

 

Becky- men need action like women need shoe sales. Yeah we could probably live without it- but it defines us as a member of the male race. Example:
A guy and a girl go on a date- they each go home to their prosepective roomates. The girls will sit up all night and discuss every nuance of the conversation and any and all possible translations of every hand twitch and eye movement; never really arriving at any real conclusion. This conversation could go on for the rest of the week. The guy gets home pours himself a midnight bowl of Coco-DynoBites and joins his roomate on the couch watching Sports Center for the 3rd consecutive time (yes we know its the same show every half an hour- we just like it!) The roomate will turn to his cereal eating friend and grunt, "You get some?" to which the guy will grunt in a positive or negatory manner based off the procedings of the evening- and then speak no more of it. It's not that its all we think about, or all we care about, its just its one of the few ways we feel confident in expressing ourselves. Most of us are not Robbie Burns caliber poets, able to summon up such powerful emotions with the mere manipulation of words- or have the vocal styling of Ewan McGregor to make you melt with a massivley improved Elton John song. So we smooch. Mainly cause that means we dont have to come up with anything to say.

 

Wow, well that was very near poetry to me Allen...

 

wanna go out? *kidding everyone!!!*

 

I never get action! Sheesh! I'm too ugly, I'm luck to have found someone! Besides, it's not over yet, I'm fighting for her. TO WAR!

 

Riley, at least you date. I don't even get that.

 

When I come all the way from Maryland to find a thread for CONduit here and you guys don't have one, just like last year!

And I have two dates for Conduit. Begging helps a lot.

 

CONduit? Why would we have a thread for that? I'm confused.
Course, living under a rock for the past two weeks sure doesn't help...I need a vacation.

 

You know it's sad when you're computer stops working properly so you take it in for repairs but when you get it back it is worse that before.

 

conduit is a Sci-Fi Convention that is held every year at the Whindom Hotel downtown.

 

When I come all the way from Maryland to find a thread for CONduit here and you guys don't have one, just like last year!

Seriously! I came here for the same purpose and the only mentioning I find is yours, m'dear. !




And on Harry Potter . . . The third one supposedly flows better. And it's supposed to be darker (which is good.) And Alan Rickman's still playing Snape (which is great.)* I can't wait to see it.

*(And we get to see him in a dress! Wahoo!!!)

 

*phew* Glad I'm not the only one looking forward to Snape in a dress. Thanks Zas.

 

Glad to relate.

 

My statistics show that NOTHING can withstand the furry of my dark mistress....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

 

Did anyone go? If not you missed a great Conduit and Masquerade!

 

I've been busy this weekend and I wasn't able to attend.