FF:QLD ...you know what sucks?

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  1. EnempE Jedi Knight

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    All hail the bad taste pony

    swedish cust No.1 " Can you help me and my twin sister with our vegetables"

    ** Murdy_Sanga picks up the loaded box of items and the group walks to a parked car, in a secluded area of the carpark

    Murdy_Sanga "My, you sure have purchaced a large number of cucumbers"

    swedish cust No.2 (blushes_ "We just love putting them in our little box, ven we are out shopping"

    ** Group Arrives at a stationwagon

    Murdy_Sanga "Would you like it in the trunk?"

    swedish cust No.1 "Oooh, I would love that"
    swedish cust No.2 "me too!"

    ** queue casio funk music as action starts.
  2. Kahlan72 Jedi Master

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    :D

    Didn't you used to write for Are you being Served??

    Funny.

    Disturbs me that that Marv is thinking of those things whilst touching our groceries though.
  3. kahli Jedi Grand Master

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    or, more specifically, mine

    //starts shopping at coles newmarket

    oh great! now goob is fondling my fresh produce!


    ... is bilo safe?
  4. Kahlan72 Jedi Master

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    See, I'm just busting to post here...

    :D
  5. kahli Jedi Grand Master

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    Is it safe? Is it safe?
  6. GoobaFish Jedi Master

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    This post by me is being made in the space of a heavily innuendo-laden post.


    Move along, move along.
  7. NeecH Force Ghost

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    Shouldn't that be: Gooba 'move along, move along' Fish?
  8. GoobaFish Jedi Master

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    No no, this is an odd week. Only on even weeks do the masses get the attempted 'witty' comment sig.


    You know what sucks? Car Batteries dying. Luckily I was parked on a hill so I could get the thing going.
  9. Murder_Sandwhich Jedi Master

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    Finally, I've been written into porn. I can strike that one off my list of to do's.

    YKWS?

    Kylie Minogue and Cher. I mean, the fact that I have to listen to it is bad but the fact that my bosses SING ALONG to it makes it that much worse. Watching a bald man sing along to "I should be so lucky" isnt as funny as is it sounds.
  10. NeecH Force Ghost

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    I'm sure it's as disturbing as it sounds! :eek: [face_sick]
  11. EnempE Jedi Knight

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    How close to you is he when he sings?

    'cause if he is singing into your ear, that is very disturbing.


  12. Kahlan72 Jedi Master

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    YKWS....
    ( yes I had to look for this thread. Have we turned into happy content people?? )

    The 26th law of earth physics, that states: When a thing that you recently bought is lost, it is required that a new thing be bought to replace it before one can find the previously lost thing.

    This has happened to me like 3 times since Christmas!
    I spent a day looking for new sunglasses when I'd given up on my others that I'd bought a month or so previous, and I SO wasn't surprised when I found them the next day beside my passenger seat in my car.

    Now I'd CLEANED THE CAR the day before, AND travelled as a passenger and had looked under teh seat and all for the damn things. So my only explanation is that the glasses ceased to exist until I bought new ones.

    Anyone else have light to shed on this particular earth law...
  13. kahli Jedi Grand Master

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    Ah yes, the law that governs accessories and minature electronics.

    This happens to me almost constantly with lipstick/lipgloss. You can spend and hour before work searching for the damn thing, swear, give up, purchase a new one on the way to work, and then the old one greets your at the door upon your return home with a cup of coffee and your slippers. DAMNIT!!

    Although you did do better than me, Kahlan, with your sunnies, as last time that happened to me, and I gave up and purchased a new pair, I got into the car and the first thing I heard was CRUNCH as I ground the old pair , which had slid behind the clutch, into the car mat. Well, I say better, but it depends on your point of view. I mean, now you have two pairs, but at least after a broke the old ones I needed a new pair and hey presto! there they were.
  14. EnempE Jedi Knight

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    The law is more like:

    The probability of locating a lost object is inversely proportional to the degree of immediate need for said object.


    As soon as you replaced them the need for the object dropped to close to nil, raising the probablity of finding them to near 100%.

    This hold true for all things, including car keys. Ever notice that you don't find them until after you have had a tantrum and decided that you aren't going out to the stupid world?
  15. General Cargin Jedi Master

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    Anyone feel like asking Dr Schrodinger what he thinks? While you're at it, ask him whether the RSPCA has enquired about his cat...
  16. kahli Jedi Grand Master

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    When a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear, is it still necessary to irradiate your pets?

    When my eyes are closed, do I have a pony?
  17. NeecH Force Ghost

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    Drinking at work again, kahli? Isn't it only Thursday?

  18. kahli Jedi Grand Master

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    Thursday IS drinking day.

  19. sith star Jedi Master

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    every day is drinking day
  20. Kahlan72 Jedi Master

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    K, you most certainly do have a pony when you're eyes are closed. Gees when else would you have any use for one.

    And who is this Dr and what's up with his cat?
  21. General Cargin Jedi Master

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    Okay... I guess the joke's over now. ;) Schrodinger's Cat is a slightly famous theoretical quantum physics experiment in which a cat is locked inside a sealed box with a vial of poisonous gas and a radioactive element that will eventually break the vial. Because the cat cannot be viewed due to the conditions of the experiment, and checking on the health of the cat will end the experiment, the assumed theory is that the cat is both alive and dead while inside the box. This has given rise to science nerd jokes about preventing cruelty to animals. As to how it fits with your situation, Jodes - well you know the rest. :)

    And for once in his life, I think sith_star has a valid point... this could be one of the signs of the apocalypse. :eek:
  22. EnempE Jedi Knight

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    was that the cat in the hat?


    Oh no that was Dr. Suess
  23. kahli Jedi Grand Master

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    Basically this guy conducted this experiement in regards to quantum thingamajigs, and so he popped his cat into a box with... some radioactive material and poison gas or the like and anyway, the thing was when the cat was in the box with the stuff it was both alive and dead, but really can only be one or the other, but when does it become one or the other if it cannot be observed. Or something like that.

    I don't think I explained that very well.

    you could just go here
  24. EnempE Jedi Knight

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    He was basically saying that at some point quantum theory has to reflect the real world that it is trying to explain.

  25. NeecH Force Ghost

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    Maybe the radioactive material caused a genetic mutation that annoculated the cat against the poison and turned it into some kind of Hulk-Cat stripping it of it's fur and turning it into a lovely shade of lime green.

    Unfortunately, the radiation wasn't enough to develop any super-strength within the cat and so, it was unable to break out of its enclosure.
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