1. You and a friend decide that for an entire lesson (at school which is around an hour) you will only speak like yoda 2. You manage to complete number one. 3. Your friend admits that your Yoda impression is too good for your own good. 4. Your classroom teacher agrees with him. 5. Your Yoda impression recorded for a Radio station, to win tickets to see EP3 for you and several others, is from the Thumb Wars fan film - "I am a Pup....pppeeeettttt!" 6. You're upset that you didnt get the second line in -"a man, from beneath the floor, he controls me....Yeeeesssss!" 7. When all your assignments have some link to star wars if the assignment cant be about star wars. 8. Your librarian and teachers give you anything in the paper to do with Star wars. 9. On casual day you go to school in you Jedi costume. 10. people at your school who don't know your name still know that you love star wars 11. Your workmates begin to call you 'Jed' when they find out which movie you went to the premiere of instead of doing a late shift. 12. You dressup as a character from the film when you watch it on DVD. 13. You find faults in your own costume. 14. You are training to be a teacher and get excited when you come across lesson plans that are based around Star Wars 15. You participate in a Star Wars wedding as handmaiden of honour. 16. everytime you hear anything remotely sounding like Star Wars, you tell everyone around you to be quiet so that you can hear - then it turns out to be Star Trek!! 17. when you decide to wave your hand in front of electric doors to get them to open even though they open on their own. 18. you can quote every movie and every line word for word and in the same accent. 19. you have friends who have Star Wars Names for nicknames - and are know by NON-Star Wars friends ONLY by those names. 20. you point out to everyone that YOUR nickname, that isnt a Star Wars based name, in fact, IS... - based on the fact that there is a small fluffy 'fox-like' critter in Chapter 22 of the Second Season of the Clone Wars Animated Cartoon series, that leaps from a tree into the snow near the Clone Troopers with Anakin and Obiwan, that can match, if you pause the DVD at the right moment, your nickname. 21. You get recognised at the airport as "That Star Wars Dude". 22. You get to work and your entire desk has been decorated in Star Wars items by your workmates cause "we thought you'd like it". 23. People start to introduce you to their friends as "darth" instead of by your real name. 24. You wear a set of Rebel Alliance dogtags reading 'Commander - Rogue Knightz'..... 25. The other kids at the school your kids attend approach you and tell you their favorite movie bits and you don't know them from a bar of soap! 26. You're able to provide ships, posters, books and sabers for a display in the school library to promote reading SW books for kids. 27. you realise that the Yoda watch you are wearing matches the Yoda pen you are using to write an assignment at Uni. so you put down the Yoda pen and use your light up Anakin pen instead. 28. your son's friends think you're the only 'cool' girl they know because you like Star Wars - and they tell you this themselves. 29. you return to work after a week of EP3 viewings (including the one you organised for 200 others), a weekend interstate to geek it up with other exceedingly cool fellow fans - to greeting that begin with "i saw you on TV", and a Advertiser newspaper Return of the Jedi repro poster on the wall of your work station, ajusted to read "Return of the Fox" 30. you carefully take the poster down and remove all the masking tape without a single rip, brag to a fellow fan over your work, and lecture the other co-workers on their disrespect of a near religious arctifact 31. You try to involve Star Wars in legitimate projects at work ... just to make work interesting! 32. Co-workers start ending emails, phone calls, and notes to you with "May the Force be with you". 33.