P.Rico You know you are a true HARDCORE Star Wars Fan when. . .

This is a companion thread to Darth_Viv's thread. . .but with more inside jokes, I think...

Lemme set the pace here. . .


. . .you know the names of ALL the officers that Vader choked during the OT. (Ozzel, Motti. . .)

. . .you know the name of the company that produces the Imperial Star Destroyer (Kuat Systems)

. . .You see a starfighter do a tight turn and shoot down an enemy and you think "Hey, I can do that!."

. . .You can name all the ships in the Battle of Endor.

. . .You know the complete life story of that blue guy at the left, just behind the counter at the Mos Eisley Cantina.

. . .You try to explain just WHY Luke's saber doesn't cut Vader's arm during the lightsaber fight at Cloud City.

. . .You know ALL the names of Luke's friends who never actually appear on film (Toshee, Biggs Darklighter. . .)

. . .You know the names of ALL the pilots that died at the Battle of Yavin.

. . .can recite the names of everybody of the Ewok tribe.

. . .you can sing the Ewok celebration song in the original Ewokese.

 

Heh I love this topics!

-When you create a Lightsaber thinking that it will Ignate.

-when you go to plaza or shopping looking for a Sith to murder him with the saber you
made.

-When you try to use mind trick with a girl so she can fall in love with you

that's all i can think for now.

 

AOTC Edition!

...you find yourself in a discussion on how dissapointed Jango Fett would be of Boba Fett.

...You stay up all night thinking WHY was it that Owen didn't recognize Threepio in ANH.

...You've seen the movie 5 times and are compiling a list of how the movie parallels ESB with an annotated bibliography and a scene by scene storyboard reference you drew yourself.

...You know who Jimmy Smits is in the movie, even though his name was never mentioned on screen.

...You spend hours with photo references discussing how TMP Yoda was crappier that ATOC Yoda.

 

when a lightsaber addict, you are!