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Discussion in 'Community' started by MrFantastic74, Mar 8, 2012.

  1. MrFantastic74

    MrFantastic74 Jedi Knight star 4

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    You have the song "Elmo's got the moves" stuck in your head.
     
  2. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Is this some sort of sick joke? [face_frustrated]
     
  3. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  4. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    How could you forget that you have a young child?

    Not fit to be a parent.
     
  5. Kiki-Gonn

    Kiki-Gonn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    When you realize the terrible two's is a myth meant to give parents false hope so they don't leave their kids on an orphanage doorstep.
     
  6. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    It's "Happy Tapping' with Elmo". :p

    When you can have a 15-minute conversation about poop. Outside the Fecal Force thread.

    When your car has a leather-and-goldfish crumbs interior.

    When the day your last child potty trains becomes the best day of the year. Or two.
     
  7. Evil Incarnate

    Evil Incarnate Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    You know you have a young toddler when...

    when you have a young toddler? That would be a pretty good indicator right there.

    Evil.
     
  8. Jedi_Dajuan

    Jedi_Dajuan Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Yeah, that about describes my day. I can't wait until Doodle is potty trained.

    You know you have a young toddler when...
    Everything you own has a thin (at least) layer of puke on it.
     
  9. MrFantastic74

    MrFantastic74 Jedi Knight star 4

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    You people who question my parenting skills are mistaken.

    Hey hey, welcome to the JCC. No need to take things so seriously here.
     
  10. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    What kind of example is THAT sort of behaviour setting to the children? [face_shame_on_you]
     
  11. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    ... you're Catholic and deny birth control to young women on Obamacare?
     
  12. MrZAP

    MrZAP Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Listen to this man. He knows what he's talking about.
     
  13. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    When you have to give another human being your socks, your shoes, your last five dollars, stay up all night watching them sleep, and don't get evicted the next morning.
     
  14. MrFantastic74

    MrFantastic74 Jedi Knight star 4

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    This isn't my first time in this dump.
     
  15. MrFantastic74

    MrFantastic74 Jedi Knight star 4

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    No.
     
  16. MrFantastic74

    MrFantastic74 Jedi Knight star 4

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    Why?
     
  17. MrFantastic74

    MrFantastic74 Jedi Knight star 4

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    Funny.
     
  18. MrFantastic74

    MrFantastic74 Jedi Knight star 4

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    Even funnier.
     
  19. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Apparently if you have a young toddler, you can't figure out how to use an edit button.
     
  20. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    When you have such a low frustration tolerance that a light-hearted joke on the internet makes you fly off the handle.
     
  21. MrFantastic74

    MrFantastic74 Jedi Knight star 4

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    Don't even know what you mean by that, so whatever.

    Hey, I just used it again.
     
  22. MrFantastic74

    MrFantastic74 Jedi Knight star 4

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    Hey, the lack of sleep doesn't help any. ;)
     
  23. ApolloSmileGirl

    ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Knight star 8

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    Oh, boo hoo,most of the regulars here are insomniacs anyways, at least you have an extra hobby to keep you busy.

    Are you seriously whining about the joys of parenthood? You take the good with the bad, or you don't have kids.
     
  24. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    You know you have a young toddler when...

    ...your 1-3 year old is walking.\


    Hello Mr Fantastic. The Edit function is utilised by clicking the link that says 'edit'. It lets you, for instance, put three replies into a single post if you didn't do that in the first instance.
     
  25. MrFantastic74

    MrFantastic74 Jedi Knight star 4

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    I didn't think I was whining. And I love being a dad. So get off your high horse, princess.