You know your a Star Wars geek when.......

Discussion in 'Massachusetts' started by Fat_Daddy_Pimp_Stain, Jul 3, 2005.

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  1. Fat_Daddy_Pimp_Stain Jedi Padawan

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    Jun 18, 2005
    A friend of mine sent this to me I thought it might be a funny read. :)


    You can recite *all* the dialogue from the trilogy.

    You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month.

    You wonder why the SW theme never makes it into those "clasical collections."

    Any time you pick up a walkie-talkie or two-way radio, the first thing you say
    is "TK-421, why aren't you at your post?"

    Whenever you went anywhere outside with your friends, you always walked single
    file, to hide your numbers.

    You've written several letters to the President recommending that he dissolve
    the council, put power in the hands of the regional governors, and let fear keep
    the local systems in line.

    In college, after several hours of poker, you got thrown our of the game for
    suggesting, "How about some sabacc?"

    When trying unsuccessfully to snare that last Cheerio floating in your cereal
    bowl, you remarked, "the Force is strong with this one."

    On Halloween, you would never dress as: Luke, Han Solo, Leia, Vader, Chewie,
    Threepio, Artoo

    However, you would dress as: Wedge, Porkins, Crix Madine, that spider droid from
    Jabba's palace that fat dancer from Jabba's palace, Sy Snootles, the Cantina
    bartender. The monster in the trash compactor, Boba Fett, An Imperial probe
    droid

    You've been pulled over by a policeman, and when asked to see your driver's
    license you replied, "You don't need to see my identification."

    And when he asks about your two friends in the back "They're for sale, if you
    want them."

    You have physically threatened anyone who referred to "Hans Solo" or "Dark
    Vader", confused Star Wars with Star Trek, or spellied Wookiee with only one
    "e."

    You have held up an onion ring and said, "Look sir...droids!"

    You've referred to Wedge Antilles or Boba Fett as "The Man."

    You've bought a white Isuzu Trooper, strictly because of the name.

    While sitting on the couch with your girlfriend, she comments about being cold.
    So, naturally, you slice open the side of the cushion and stuff her in.

    You insist on spelling Pizza Hut "Pizza Hutt."

    You dropped your religion and now live the way Yoda taught you.

    You recorded all the new Star Wars comercials.

    You frequently experience insomnia and, to counter this, begin counting nerfs.

    You answer the phone "Die wanna wanga?"

    Whenever you buy a new appliance, you make sure to get one that speaks Bacchi.

    You call your aunt and uncle Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen.

    Whenever you catch sight of cars behind yours, you say "Fighters, coming in,
    point three five."

    Someone else in your car says "What about that tower?"

    You respond, "You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about the tower", and
    moments later your car slams into the water tower the passenger was referring
    to.

    When a cop catches you speeding, you floor it, saying "I've outrun Imperial
    starships, and not the local bulk cruisers..."

    When someone apologizes to you, you choke him and tell him that you accept his
    apology.

    You ride your motorbike through the forest at top speed, and survive after
    throwing yourself off just before it hits a tree.

    You've 'wielded' a flashlight and made humming sounds.

    You wave your hand purposefully and 'use the force' to open and close automatic
    doors or elevator doors.

    You go over to a friends, go to his refrigerator, and crawl in throwing food and
    stuff over your shoulder and grunting.

    You walk into an optometrist's office and shout: You will PAY for your lack of
    vision!

    You have a Yoda figurine replacing the brand symbol on the hood of your car.

    When accelerating your car to enter the freeway, you tell your passengers to
    strap in and prepare for light speed.

    Your significant other dumps you because everytime she/he says, "I love you" you
    always respond, "I know."

    You quote Yoda to defend your political beliefs.

    You have so many SW Trilogy GIF's, JPG's, MIDI's, AVI's, WAV's, MPG's, icons and
    text files that you're rapidly running out of disk space and have to buy a
    bigger hard
  2. Wildstar02301 Force Ghost

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    Aug 7, 2003
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  3. Welshguy Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 2, 2002
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    I'll have to remember that onion ring one. :)

    That should be good for a laugh. Never done that before!
  4. hchristensenfan Jedi Master

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    Jul 24, 2003
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  5. Jedi_Outcast77 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 10, 2003
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    That was a good list, pretty long too [face_laugh].
  6. ObiWill Jedi Master

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    Feb 24, 2001
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    (From a recent trip some NYC FanForce members took to Maine...)

    ... You're driving south through Massachusetts and you point and giggle at the sign for Taunton. [face_laugh]



  7. hchristensenfan Jedi Master

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    Jul 24, 2003
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    You're driving south through Massachusetts and you point and giggle at the sign for Taunton.
    Hehe, [face_laugh]
  8. JediFonger Jedi Master

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    Sep 10, 1999
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  9. buster726 Jedi Master

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    Sep 19, 2002
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    I refuse to tell you how many of them I've actually done!!! That list is AWESOME!!

    I have one to add (like you don't already know where this is going)

    You constuct a lightsaber to carry out special missions for the Good of the Rebellion.

    I'll let you figure out what that means! LOL
  10. hchristensenfan Jedi Master

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    Jul 24, 2003
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    Carring out special missions with lightsabers would be cool. :)
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