You know you're a Chicago Force Star Wars addict when...

No, this is not another "Help, Gemini!" topic! I sort of "borrowed" this idea and added my own twist, but it should be fun.
Just think of the topic title and finish it.

So, I'll get the ball rolling.

...The Star Wars encyclopedia becomes your bible.

...You swear you see JediJeff everywhere, even though you've never met him and have no idea what he looks like.

...You drive all the way to Chicago from Indiana to attend the MoM exhibit, a CF Barbeque, and a Great America trip....and quite possibly CAPARICON

....the online Star Wars encyclopedia is one of your 25 or so SW bookmarked favorites.

You when Episode II was coming out, four years ago.

I got ya beat, Jeff...

...You have every letter of the online encyclopedia bookmarked and Offline, so that I can access it anytime I want

When someone new at work asks why you have so much Star Wars stuff at your desk, and you honestly can't think of a reason why... then you instantly dislike that person.

-Le Penguin
"Buttered whale...?"

LOL! "Don't give in to hate! That leads to the dark side!"

~Sithman~

There was a top ten poll on why to buy SW merchandise. Number 1 was:

1. Becasue it say Star Wars on it, duh!

That sums it up for me.

When you find yourself muttering the phrase "I need ANOTHER Ultarama."

When you set yourself down with a big pile of random Legos and no instructions, and despite your best efforts, you end up with a B-Wing.

-Le Penguin
"Dak? DAK!"

...you consider delivering Wedgies as bestowing one of the highest honors.

...you use H's instead of O's in tic-tac-toe, because they look more like TIE fighters and are therefore more appropriate for battling the X(-wing) fleet.

...you read all of Plato's REPUBLIC and are upset because there is no mention of Jedi Knights.

Lol, Thom! I liked the tic-tac-toe one.

...when you hear or see the word "Star" and assume the word "Wars" is always after it.

...when you're in class and are talking about symbiosis, you immediately raise your hand and attempt to explain symbiosis in terms of midichlorians and the whole class has no idea what you were talking about.

It hasn't actually happened, but it would be funny.

....when your basis on purchasing a tv is "How will SW Special Edition Widescreen look on THIS model?"

....when you purchase a DVD, but a requirement is that it MUST play VCDs, so that now you can purchase the VCD copies of SW out in the world.

.....When you scour e-Bay looking for bootlegged Star Wars DVDs

...when you always refer to Harrison Ford as Han Solo.

. . when ever someone comes over to your place not to visit but see your newest addition to your collection.

JediLars

when your home office has more Star Wars than Target and TRU combined.

JediLars

...when you spend your fourty minute break at school here at the forums.

You wake up the morning after a con and begin planning for the next con.

Whe you always enter a room or go out and you say "i have a bad feeling about this"

.....most common phrase you say in the car as you turn corners - "Hang on back there".

...everytime you play Episode I PodRacer on N64 and happen to find yourself in second place on the last lap, you say out loud, "It's not over yet."
Seriously, I do it all the time!