Discussion in 'Community' started by VadersLaMent, Apr 18, 2013.
You get all excited when you buy oodles of games at Gamestop that are under $10.
Two fellow employees have a conversation and one has to look up on Wikipedia a certain star wars question. You could interject with the answer but you calmly remain quiet so not to be labeled a bigger nerd then you already are.
You use the word oodles.
It's one of my favorite words.
What was the question?
Ha! I am a member of the PC Master Race and I spit on you.
You name all of your pets, including goldfish, after LOTR and GOT characters. You want to name your children too but your wife threatens to divorce you.
LOTR is a little out there for names. Personally from Star Wars I like Mara Jade. Its a good irish name for a red head.
...you tender your resignation In Klingon
You become so well read that your enthusiasm and enjoyment of a story is ruined forever by involuntary close-reading everything (and not having a language degree) while having a BSc or higher in a science subject...
I considered naming my oldest son Anakin. For about .2 nanoseconds, which is the length of time it took my husband to say "Hell no."
But for an android that's a lifetime. Which goes into what I was about to say where you know you're a nerd when you still can quote Star Trek: First Contact.
@Space_Wolf, glad you like the thread. I don't think I've had that many Likes in any one day before.
Your boss relates all SW stories to you. Latest is how her 4y/o daughter is introduced to yoga but prefers to call it Yoda after her father introduces her to SW.
Dad comes home and asks where is everyone, 4y/o yells back, "I'm in the back room doing Yoda."
...the first time you discoverd this thread you read the entire thing in one sitting.
I used to have that problem with those words too.
You see the tire tracks you just made:
And see a Buster Sword from Final Fantasy.
You know your a nerd when
You watch King of the Nerds on TBS
...you have a dream that you pilot a Gamma World AATAAV:
And go into a combat against a Steve Jackosn Ogre cybertank:
Thankfully when i didged and it missed the nuclear shells went far beind me. Then I jumped upon it and bent all its turrents up.
You'd rather spend your time on the internet talking about Mark Hamill's neck than looking at pictures of non clothed women.
You're seriously debating whether or not you want to play Demon's Souls.
...you feel a peculiar joy by knowing that you at least share something with 250,029 other people on the planet when looking at the current TFN Member total.
I have done that!
Is it fun, or will I ram my fist through the TV screen in bitter anger?
Anger...Anger and more Anger...