Fun You know you're a nerd when...

...you walk up to the urinal and see a tiny spider trying to get out. You pee on it sending it right down the drain and think, "Take that, Lolth!"

...you know who Lolth is without having to google it to see what VLM is talking about.

 

Actually, I usually refer to the spider as "unholy spawn of Ungoliant and Shelob," but, hey, that's just me. If Lolth or dryders is what sinks your spiders, let it flow.

 

...you watch this and wonder why they would screw up Warduke's costume like that.

 

...you watch THIS VIDEO and at the 1:16 to 1:21 mark you can say, "Go it, got that too, got it. Yeah, got that."

 

The Dodgers are near their 10,000th franchise victory (they're currently at 9,999), and all I can keep thinking about is how to make a lame Midi-chlorian joke/FB status update for when that happens.

 

I love the pee on a spider post!!
You know you are a nerd when you pretend to be either Magneto or a Force user when walking through automatic doors... such as walmart entrances!

 

Are you in nerd heaven or hell?

I am in a nerd friendly part of the world.

 

Heaven

 

While reading a geopolitical novel, the name of a certain Russian city pops up, and immediately I thought of this scene from an episode of The Critic:


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you want to correct someone at work when they get Luke Skywalker's lightsaber color wrong...

Heathens.

 

...you hear a loved one mistake SW for Trek and want to have them removed from the family tree.

 

You know you are a nerd when you wish you could force-choke a coworker when they do something stupid.

 

No, I think that's everyone's experience...

 

... You have an R2-D2 lunch box and a sonic screwdriver pen that you bring to work every day.


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You know all the lyrics to Live and Let Die.

 

...you realize that if you were in 1985 with a time machine, you'd not really want to leave the 1980's.

 

When you have dreams involving your favorite characters.

 

...you can't decide what your favorite spell is; Shapechange or Black Blade Of Disaster. Although in some game systems they dropped Shapechange because evryone just used it to change into a dragon anyway hence along came Form Of The Dragon I, II, and III.

...you lament that the pic you wanted of the Black Blade Of Disaster is not anywhere online so you can use it to accentuate your post.

 

...you think it's cool that right when you are on the phone ordering a pizza the pizza scene during the first Iron Man film is on.

 

... Oswalt, D&D...just hit play

 

When you see a forked tree and say, "I can climb that, right trigger and joystick up."

 

...you come across the number 17(in my case today delivering 17 boxes to a store) and think, "Seventeen, huh? Ok, you got yourselves a ship."

...you think you may have made this reference before, go back and check, and discover a related "Docking Bay 94" post.

 

Student: "Wait, can a coin land on its side so that there are THREE possibilities?"
Me: "Only if you're Mat Cauthon."