Discussion in 'Buffalo, NY' started by BPStoyle, Apr 29, 2010.
...you find any excuse to yell out "it's a trap!" in your everyday life.
...the clock reads 11:38, and you can't help but smirk a little.
...you see a piece of your friend's car door that has broken off, and the first thing you think of is "this would make a great Star Wars prop!"
...you hold a flashlight, and wish, just for a second, that when you turned it on it would actually produce a lightsaber blade.
...you actually make the lightsaber noises as you practice your routine.
....your best friend is a tall and very hairy guy and you cant resist calling him Chewy and doing the growl sometimes when they try and talk
.. You wave your hand in front of every automatic door you go through with the thought in mind that you actually opened that door.
I really have a bad case of doing this.
...you walk up to an automatic door as it starts to close, shouting "open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!"
...the first thing you download on an iPhone/iPod Touch is the lightsaber app.
...you celebrate "May the Fourth be With You!"
... you are known at work as the Star Wars gal. (Has been amended to lately, but won't get into that here, for Gil and Bryan's sake. )
... you play the cantina scene with your dog... I will leave it at that...
...Darth Vader trumps the bride and groom on your wedding cake!
...Darth Vader announces the birth of your baby girl:
It's a girl!
...you seriously consider purchasing this and will wear it unironically: "Star Sabers"
When traffic clears and your ready to pull out you say, "Ok punch it."
You walk by an antique store, then stop because you thought you saw a training remote sittingon an old chair....only to find it's a gaudy niknack.
...you walk away scheming how you can convert said nicknack into a training remote.
...you make the sound of the failing hyperdrive when someone slows down in front of you on the thruway
...when your kids learn to say Star Wars before Hi and Thank you.
...You hear "Head Hunter" by the band Front 242 and think of Boba Fett
You have you Christmas tree topped with Darth Vader, not an angel, or star.
...you have the urge (regardless of whether you act upon it or not) to yell out "Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!" every time a garage door closes.