You know you're addicted to Fan Fiction when...

You're obseesed with FanFiction when . . .
1) Instead of grounding you, your parents lock you out of the house and tell you to get some fresh air and sun.
2) You're as caught up with the War in your Fan Fic as the war with Iraq.
3) After twelve days of no posting you put on full Fett style armor and go hunt the writer down.
4) Your to do list looks something like this: Finish book report (A Star Wars book, of course), clean room, check on (insert title)
5) In one of boring classes, you sit working out plot flaws, or trying to create and sketch new Princess Leia/Amidala hairstyles.
6) You start a round robin of rewriting your least favorite Star Wars book and are convinced it ten thousand times better than the real thing.
7) You refuse to go out with that major hottie because he/she doesn't like SW, has never heard of Fan Fiction, or is a Star Trek fan.
8) You can actually think of some of reasons.

 

Your trying to write your assignment but spend most of your time on the board.

You wonder how much tinkering it would take to turn one of your vignettes into the dramatic monologue you need.