Canada You know you're Canadian if...

Discussion in 'Canada Discussion Boards' started by Darth_Darev, Mar 7, 2002.

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  1. OttawaSith Jedi Knight

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    Mar 30, 2001
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    Now I miss the Northern Pikes....."She aint pretty"

    "By the light of the moon, she'd drift through the streets
    A rare old perfume, so seductive and sweet
    She'd tease us and flirt, as the pubs all closed down
    Then walk us on home and deny us a round"
  2. Darth_Darev Jedi Master

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    Feb 17, 2001
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    I looooooooooove that song. That's just a great song. And no AT_60 i'm not drunk...just high on life :D
  3. Scion_of_Oblivion Jedi Knight

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    Jan 22, 2002
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    Hello again FFC! :D

    You know you're Canadian if... you're brave enough to risk your life in the caves of Afghanistan.

    Canadians scour Afghan caves - BBC

    I hope your guys are OK [face_concerned_but_confident_in_abilities]
  4. Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling

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    Jul 8, 2000
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    Anyone see The Globe and Mail Today? Front page: Deadly Canadian Snipers. :D
  5. Dacks Jedi Knight

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    Nov 3, 2001
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    How bout

    You know your canadian if you're a north american that's not afraid to sew a miniature flag on your backpack.

    This summer I actually met americans in Europe who sewed maple leafs on their packs so they'd have an easier time getting along with people.

    BTW, I try not to remind people of Celine Dion.
  6. KepowOb Jedi Knight

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    Nov 4, 2001
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    " This summer I actually met americans in Europe who sewed maple leafs on their packs so they'd have an easier time getting along with people."

    I've heard of people doing the same thing actually. Lots of places in Europe don't seem to like americans to much.
  7. Darth_Haggis Force Ghost

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    Mar 21, 2002
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    You know you're Canadian if...

    ...you have a salt stain half way up your pant legs.
  8. Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling

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    This summer I actually met americans in Europe who sewed maple leafs on their packs so they'd have an easier time getting along with people.

    In many places, like Britain, they can tell a Canadian from an American easily by the accent.
  9. Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling

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  10. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    We pummel our caribou with tim bits
  11. Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling

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    Your MSN name is "Death by Timbits"

    I did that once.
  12. Darth Scourge Force Ghost

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    Jun 4, 2000
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    I'm so happy to hear that timbits are still being made. :D Some of my finest memories involve those things.
  13. Dacks Jedi Knight

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    Nov 3, 2001
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    Just got this in the mail:

    WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?

    1. Smarties
    2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
    3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
    4. Baseball is Canadian
    5. Lacrosse is Canadian
    6. Hockey is Canadian
    7. Basketball is Canadian
    8. Apple pie is Canadian
    9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
    10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
    11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
    the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
    12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
    Germany.
    13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
    14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
    15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
    mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
    16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
    17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
    18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
    19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
    20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
    21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
    22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
    23. A Canadian invented Superman.
    BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
    24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

    Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
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