Read, PA You know you're obsessed with Star Wars when you...

....break your instrument pretending to have a lightsaber battle (just complete the sentance with real things that happened to you concerning SW )

 

constantly complete peoples sentences using lines from star wars

 

...sometimes wonder is George Lucas is a historian from the SW Galaxy who came to Earth

 

I do

 

think it is possible that star wars is real and was planted by the government into George Lucas's head as a way to show the world without really telling them the truth

 

Name your hamsters Luke and Ani and try to make them fight to the death. (Well, it didn't actually happen to me, but my friend and I discussed making his hamsters do it)

 

you injure yourself constantly by reinacting scenes from the movies/books/fanfiction/et cetera.

 

Wonder things to yourself like, "In the Force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in the proper order then why can't he?"

*whistles and walks away non-chalantly*

 

You threaten to hurt someone if you don't get to be the character you want in your RPing

 

I can identify with that, Crazed *chuckles*

 

...buy Episode 2 tickets for you and your friend (HSolo29) before the movie and are soooo exited you run out of the mall before getting around 8 dollars change from the ticket teller.

 

...are down at Disney talking to your friend and suddenly you start saying 'stay on target' ... 'stay on target' and your friend fills in the star wars lines inbetween and random tourists start giving you strange looks. :-D

 

...get really mad at Disney World for 'misspelling' 'Force' and replacing it with 'force' OR get really mad at Disney World because the costumes of the people in Star Tours mearly look as if they might come from the star wars universe but you know they are just cheesy imatations...

 

...start counting the number of times you've been on 'Star Tours'

...start yelling out SW quotes when riding 'Star Tours'

...start picking out minor inconsistancies in the 'Star Tours' ride like, why isn't it R2's fault and not the pilots for ploting a course beyond the endor moon, when the pilot is faultly and R2 isn't, yet R2 would be ploting the course and not the stupid newbie robot pilot.

...have the phrase 'Star Tours' or 'Star Wars' in a post more then 3 times.

 

I hear you on that one. Also when you start identifying every species, vehicle, and character name while in line for and on Star Tours

 

heh, I did that too bryan. Star Tours is great, there needs to be another SW ride in that area, oh, and maybe they could pop in a Star Wars eatery, heck why not make a park devoted completely to star wars

 

I would much prefer the latter of that, Wesmin

 

that would be awesome! They could split it up to a couple different sections and have endor, hoth, Coruscant, Yavin etc.