SNG You know you're obsessed with Star Wars when...

Do u cosplay ? Somewhere in July at Downtown east area.

 

You feel the insatiable urge to kill any kid who wants a jarjar action figure, then after u chase him away, u privately add it to ur collection.

 

.....u rather starve at school recess & lunches etc to afford the latest SW Collectibles.

.....u rather buy your clothings from the market (rejected goods) once in a blue moon than go and get branded clothings.

.....u visit TRU every other day after school.
(Hahahaa, I used to do that while at YJC and TRU still at Northpoint!)

.....the sales gal/guy at TRU (or any other shops selling SW collectibles) know you well (SW again? )

......every time you go window shopping, you keep thinking which SW Costumes you can use that shoes or pants or shirt for.

.....open wardrobe: SW Collectibles. Top of Wardrobe: SW Collectibles. Under bed: SW Collectibles. On Bed: SW Collectibles. Your brother's room wardrobe/under bed: Your SW Collectibles.

.....your wedding, birthday party and whatever party is SW Themed.

.....u had a dream that you ARE Vader's Apprentice or married to Maul.

.....the picture on your mug, plate, bowl is from SW.

.....u keep every single newspaper clip that related to SW, even if it's only a cartoon illustration or paragraph or looks like SW-inspired.

.....have a SW name.

 

You can't marry maul, only Ray Park, sorry, couldn't resist it... LoL.

 

I said ".....u had a dream".

 

LoL... Ok...

 

...the line that had the greatest impression on you in Dreamcatcher was, "Look at the size of that thing!" when the Apaches were being flown towards a huge alien ship to destroy it.

 

...you understand perfectly well what JediClare was referring to in the msg above, even though you have NOT watched Dreamcatcher yet - LOL!

...you spent the morning reading through the screenplays for the Orig Trilogy movies - TWICE EACH(!!) - knowing full well that you have to work the PM Shift today until midnite and that you'd be getting slammed senseless, 'cos the 3 Sec Schools nearby re-open today!!

 

...a newspaper article in today's Life! on Chewie returning for Episode III irks you by spelling 'Wookiee' with one 'e'.

 

Oh no! >___< I want that article too.

Hate it that I can't go online anymore with Celebro.

 

. . . every time you see the scene about the Twilight Ringwraiths, you see Taun We.

 

...you listen to the Duel of the Fates track and can picture the scenes playing out.

 

...you can hardly wait for the DK book "Inside The Worlds Of Star Wars: Attack Of The Clones" to be available locally, and you can't order it online 'cos you don't have a credit card, so you call the bookstore to have it reserved for you WAY IN ADVANCE!! heehee!

...you're watching the Matrix Reloaded trailer and you catch yourself thinking, "ROTJ Luke!!"

...you have dreams which take place in the SW Universe, and you really are a part of the SW Universe 'cos you live there, and the SW Universe IS the real world for you.
Yipes! Kinda freaky, isn't it?!??

...you don't have dreams?!??!!! LOL!!

OK, JediJean's gone a little nutz tonite!

 

You feel guilty for reading the latest ep3 rumors.

You feel guilty for NOT reading the latest ep3 rumors.

You constantly have recurring dreams about ep3 and wake up with pillow wet.(did again last night.)

 

... you think you're anakin and try eating fruits for lunch

...you irritate people by saying that Natalie Portman is your wife

...u watch Star Wars when you're angry to study Jedi Philosophy

... you call your maths teacher Master just because he knows a lot of formulas

 

...someone begins to say, "We're not saints -- " and you finish it with "but seekers," getting a "huh?" from them.

...your teacher begins to say, "It is your..." and you think "destiny". (The word was actually 'role'. Too bad. )

 

you wonder why Neo does'nt hit bullets off with his pole.

Interestingly, why viewing a clip of Luke fighting in ROTJ, i detected a hint of
Ye-veth fighting, like that kick he does. Any1 care to verify?

 

What the hell is Ye-veth???

 

...you pass notes written in Aurabesh in class.

 

Cripes Clare, what a great way to do that, I'm sure your teacher would be baffled... unless of course, she's ALSO obsessed with Star Wars and has no problem NOT ONLY reading every word of it, but also correcting your grammar while she's at it - yipes!!

Or perhaps your teacher might be short, green and have a four-lettered word name starting with the letter 'Y'... LOL!

 

Yoda ? LoLz, good one JediClare, great idea JediJean.

 

LOL, I think my Geog teacher caught my friend writing an Aurabesh note once, but I'm not sure what happened since I was doing some presentation.

 

hmmm... can anyone tell me what's Aurabesh???

 

Aurabesh is a language used by the imperials.

 

Actually, Aurebesh is a low grade aphrophycal alphabet/written version of Basic first created by WEG(West End Games) for RPG. It clashes with the written versions of Basic seen on gospel and canon versions and therefore is not canon.

Oh sorry, it's Ye'veh, not Ye'veth. Ye'veh is a style of fighting.