You know you're old when........

nah, that just means she is culturally deprived. i watched them when i was young.

 

well with four wives you would need them to shut down everything and pretend your praying just to get some peace and quiet. Heck if I had four wives and couldn't drink alcohol, I would be a wound up terorist too!

 

True dat. We needs to have a moment of silence for our depraved and abused Islamic brothers! Us American infidels don't know how good we have it, and that's why the rest of the world hates us.

 

i had that happen to me a week ago

 

when you have a cold and you fart when you cough

 

When teenagers dressed just like you were at their age suddenly seem transparently insecure and scared.



And when you laugh at your friends cold induced farf.

 

Or would it be a cart?

 

When you have the worst shoulder and neck pain you've ever had and it lasts for a week. And you don't even know why you have the pain--other than your just plain old.
(It was finally better today though-not entirely gone but much much better.)

 

The changes in the weather affect your knees and joints. I can tell you if there's going to be a storm by the pain in my post-surgical knees...

 

I have a toe and a finger like that.