In Where No Jedi Has Gone Before by my good buddy RK_Striker_JK_5, he recently posted a list - "You know you're reading a fic by RK_Striker_JK_5 when..." So I couldn't resist. How do you know when you're reading a story by your favourite author? Got five reasons? Got ten? Got a hundred? Be serious or be funny about it - we laugh because it's funny and we laugh because it's true. However, on that note, you can shelve your flamethrowers right now. Authors, if you see your names in here, I'd encourage you not to take any of it personally. As always, have fun!