You know you're too obsessed with Star Wars, when...

You're genuinely bemused that George Lucas hasn't cast you in Ep II.

 

Or when you did a thread like this, all about knowing when you're obsessed with Star Wars. Anyway, I had to turn the part of Anakin Skywalker down.

 

...You play the main theme in your mind over and over whenever you're in an good mood...

...You anticipate the mood of Episode III more than 18 hours a day...

 

you're under 21 and try to use jedi mind tricks to buy beer.

 

I been there. Worked too.

 

You start eating live frogs.....and liking it.

 

...you say the name of Obi-Wan Kenobi in your mind over and over when you're dancing with a girl and trying not to get too "excited."

 

You imagine that you are Darth Maul and snarl at yourself in the mirror while striking the signature Maul double lightsaber pose.

Damn! I'm pathetic.

 

Oh come on! Don't let this thread end on my note. Like none of you make faces in the mirror at yourself.

"Oh, whats that Vader? You talking to me? Eh?! Are you talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here. How about you back up your words with more than just your rasping breath. I dare you to draw your lightsaber."

"As you wish"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! My hand, you cut off my hand!"

 

You purposely don't shave for a couple of days, just so when a girl comments on it, you can say, "Who's scruffy lookin'."

Just for the record, I have never done this.

 

Can I use that "Who's scruffy looking?" comment? My sister is constantly bugging me to shave.

 

I read one in one of those classic top tens which went something like this:

"You are shocked when the President makes major decisions without consulting Mark Hamill"

I love that one

 

You know you're obsessed with SW when you log onto forums like this nightly....

 

You paint the ceiling of your bedroom to match the thrown room window in the second Death Star. Complete with glow in the dark paint for stars!

 

You get sacked from your job at Fantasy Bizare because you shout at small children for liking jar jar. then go and work in another shop and when bilbo your old boss begs you back, you can't be bother to quite so you get sacked by saying babylon5's ****!

when your flatmates dog gets abducted when your taking him out you get your friends to go and rescue him. you use SW code names and insist on being han no matter how much your army nut friend begs you to let him be han. you call your fashon absest friend Jabba and when she asks you tell its the princess.

10 points to who ever knows what series its from (hint: its NOT american)

 

when you grow a beard, make your own jedi robe out of old towels and run around quoting obi wan


please tell me i'm not the only one to do this? ;-)

 

When you refer to your younger sister as "Padawan" (Guilty...and proud of it)

 

...you name your car the Slave-1 and your dream is to be a Jedi in Episode 3

JSOJ

 

...your girlfriend tells you she's got something "special" planned, but all you can think about is when the next "making of E2" documentary will hit the web...

 

...you speak only Huttese for a month.

 

... You write your own scripts for Eps 2/3 and look for an address online to send them to.

No, haven't done this. Thought 'bout it, though...

 

You totally identified with Ross from "Friends" when he had Jennifer Aniston dress up as Leia in the gold bikini. RRRroooooouuuuuggggghhhhhh!

Now, if I could just get my girlfriend to wear that for me!

 

you've got a diagona constantly peeking his head out of your toilet..

 

you have over 50000 posts here

[ I think I'm not offending anyone here ]

 

You have the Star Wars main theme recorded on your answering machine.

Some of my friends are really annoyed by this. I wonder why...