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Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by slaveone_2, Jul 23, 2001.

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  1. slaveone_2

    slaveone_2 Jedi Master star 5

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    Jul 1, 2001
    Playing too much quake when.....

    You begin side stepping into rooms
    You hold your arm in front of you continously
    You try and pick up something by walking over it
    Your in the supermarket looking for AMMO
    You push bricks in walls looking for secret entrances
    When your W-A-S-D and mouse buttons have completey worn away

    You know know you've been drinking to much when............. (Your answer goes here ) :)

     
  2. Lach

    Lach Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Apr 20, 2001
    everyone else in the bar is playing 'Duck, Duck, Goose!' on the ceiling.



    You know you're ready to end your life when ...
     
  3. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    Your butcher sends you threatening letters about seeing his daughter behind his back.

    You know you've been on ICQ too much when...
     
  4. Lach

    Lach Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Apr 20, 2001
    after every sentence someone says you reply with a loud, high pitched "UH OH!"



    You know you've been on your computer for too long when...
     
  5. Senator_Elegos_A-Kla

    Senator_Elegos_A-Kla Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Jan 18, 2001
    When you can pick out individual pixels on the screen and there are three cans of coffee laying around it.

    You know you've been posting at JC for too long...
     
  6. Lach

    Lach Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Apr 20, 2001
    When you start to get answers like this.


    You know you need new friends when....
     
  7. Sith-Gecko

    Sith-Gecko Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jun 26, 2001
    When you have a close relationship with your sock puppet.

    You know you're a true megalomaniac when ...
     
  8. Already-Turned

    Already-Turned Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jun 13, 2001
    *evil laugh*

    "AHAHAHA!!!!"



    You know you've watched Star Wars too many times when.......
     
  9. mauls-menace

    mauls-menace Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Dec 23, 2000
    When you start calling your wife/partner Chewbacca, your car the Millennium Falcon (and its a Commodore), and your pet is named "Ugnaught" or "X-Wing" (slaveone_2!!). :p

    You know you've been to hell and back when...
     
  10. Teknobabel

    Teknobabel Jedi Master star 5

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    Jun 4, 2000
    When your inbox is larger than your desk

    you know that your up that creek when...
     
  11. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    U are floating ona thin body of water thats to small to be called a river


    U know its time to have a shower when...
     
  12. Teknobabel

    Teknobabel Jedi Master star 5

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    Jun 4, 2000
    When everyone calls you Baldrick

    You may be in a spot of trouble when...


     
  13. Lach

    Lach Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Apr 20, 2001
    when on the ground around you is a ring of words spelling out T R O U B L E.


    You know you've been inside too long when ...
     
  14. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    Birds start to nest in your hair.

    BTW Lach: I loved your last answer dude!

    Anyway:

    alone for quite some time when...

     
  15. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    ...you give each pock mark on the wall it's own name, surname and nickname, then proceed to have animated conversations with each and everyone of them.

    You know need to see a doctor when...
     
  16. Sith-Gecko

    Sith-Gecko Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jun 26, 2001
    Your legs are missing, and you can't remember why.

    You know you own a dog when ...
     
  17. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    Ki comes over with flowers, and they arent for you...


    U know Ki is going to hit you when...
     
  18. Teknobabel

    Teknobabel Jedi Master star 5

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    Jun 4, 2000
    His left eye starts twitching, the vein in his temple starts throbbing and the way he's holding the killing stick in his hands are all pretty good reminders

    you know your day is going to be bad when...
     
  19. Sith Magician

    Sith Magician Jedi Master star 5

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    Sep 14, 1999
    You pull on to the freeway behind a group of bikers, and your horn gets stuck,

    You know you've been drinking when...
     
  20. Uruk-hai

    Uruk-hai Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Oct 26, 2000
    you put your arm around your friend and say "I luv you mate, nah, I LUV YOOOU"

    You know it's time to get out more often when....
     
  21. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    ..."Neighbours" becomes a part of your TV viewing line-up.

    You know you've been eating too much Maccas when...
     
  22. Kalor_Voe

    Kalor_Voe Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 10, 2000
    Your mother serves you a beautiful roast dinner, and you reflexively start hunting for that darn pickle.

    You know you read too many comics when...
     
  23. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    u know the people in the comic store personally


    U know its past your bedtime when...
     
  24. Sith-Gecko

    Sith-Gecko Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jun 26, 2001
    ... you need to apply acetone to each eyelid to open your eyes.

    You know you''re a Monty Python addict when ...
     
  25. Lach

    Lach Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Apr 20, 2001
    you start walking everywhere using walks from the "Silly Walks Foundation" and greet everyone with "NI!"


    You know you've sung around one too many campfires when...
     
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