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Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by slaveone_2, Jul 23, 2001.

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  1. Darth_Soup

    Darth_Soup Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Oct 15, 2001
    When you realise that Snorlax really does have a cool way of life!

    You know that you are addicted to your computer.....
     
  2. Pigalek

    Pigalek Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 23, 2001
    When you realise you're Darth Soup :p


    You know you're about to go on a killing spree when...
     
  3. Kalor_Voe

    Kalor_Voe Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 10, 2000
    A. When you're seized by that numb, detached calmness. [face_plain]

    Q. You know you've had too much exposure to Batman when...
     
  4. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    When the idea of george Clooney in molded leather with nipples on it sounds appealing.


    You know Syrix is back in town when...
     
  5. Jedi_Lisha

    Jedi_Lisha Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Sep 5, 2001
    You see him and Poison_Monkey start scouting out around the City and the general level of insanity rises by 200%.

    You know you've become too gothic when...
     
  6. The_Barman

    The_Barman Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Aug 25, 2001
    When you realise there is no such thing as too gothic :p


    You know the blue fairies are about to beat you up when...
     
  7. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 6, 2001
    they swarm towards you in the millions, brandishing large planks of wood, knives, and a set of fairy lights.

    You know you've got to get out of the house when...
     
  8. Somebody_For_Someone

    Somebody_For_Someone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sep 27, 2001
    A: You look at that big wooden rectangle in the wall with the knob/handle attached to it and wonder what it's called again.

    Q: You know you're being attacked by evil green postage stamps when...
     
  9. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    ...evil green postage stamps attack you.

    You know it's time to take out the garbage when...
     
  10. slaveone_2

    slaveone_2 Jedi Master star 5

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    Jul 1, 2001
    The garbage can is full.


    You know that your computer is screwed when...
     
  11. Lach

    Lach Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Apr 20, 2001
    When $100 has been left on top of the computer with a note saying, "It was...... different,"



    You know you've been overseas long enough when...
     
  12. Somebody_For_Someone

    Somebody_For_Someone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sep 27, 2001
    ...you yell this, right out of the blue:
    "I WANT MY MUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    You know you're torn between fandoms when...
     
  13. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    ...Jedi in Middle-Earth sounds like a great idea.

    You know you're a Jar Jar fan when...
     
  14. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    OK, Im sorry I dont have a funny comment here, but Lachs answer back there cracked me up
    Nice one Lach
     
  15. Kalor_Voe

    Kalor_Voe Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 10, 2000
    ...You're torn to pieces by rabid SW fans.

    You know you've come under the influence of The One Ring when...
     
  16. Pigalek

    Pigalek Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 23, 2001
    When you start making a replica of Saurons armour out of paper mache


    You know you parents know of too many schlock movies when...
     
  17. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    ...they serve dinner on replica flying saucers from The Day The Earth Stood Still.

    You know it's time to buy a fan when...
     
  18. mauls-menace

    mauls-menace Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Dec 23, 2000
    Your skin starts melting.

    You know it's time for a new car when .....
     
  19. Johnny_Walker

    Johnny_Walker Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Dec 8, 2001
    when your car is full of bird poodoo
    when it is covered 99.9% in rust
    when the brakes are worn out
    When your tyres are so worn out that the steel is hitting the ground
    when the door are about to fall off whenever you open them
    when the gearbox can't take it anymore


    You know you've been drunk many times before....
     
  20. Pigalek

    Pigalek Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 23, 2001
    when you wake up and your tounge feels like its covered in plastic and it feels like there's a gnome with a bloody titanium hammer pounding at the back of your head, and then you look in a mirrior and see that there really is a gnome with a titanium hammer pounding away at your mushafied brain.


    how do those smurfs multiply is daisy smurf is a virgin?
     
  21. Already-Turned

    Already-Turned Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jun 13, 2001
    You know you've been pondering all the big questions when Pigalek pulls a question like that out! (Actually Piggles the Smurfs use a sophisticated stem cell cloning program, combined with intensive IVF using Gargomere (the cat) as a surrogate mother. Daisy insists on this as she claims that stretch marks from pregnancy would ruin her night job as an exotic dancer at the go-go club)


    You know you've been sunburnt when..........
     
  22. Count_D

    Count_D Jedi Youngling star 2

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    May 3, 2002
    you are burnt?

    You know SW fans suck when...
     
  23. Syrix_Kahl

    Syrix_Kahl Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 25, 2001
    ...they create a user name "Now_I_am_The_Master" just to have a cry about queue jumpers.

    You know you're going Mondo nuts when...
     
  24. StEvE-O

    StEvE-O Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 13, 2002
    you claim to be the biggest starwars fan in existence, and then after episode 2 has finished filming, you finally hear that Hayden Christiansen was living just 3 blocks away, and you didnt have a ****ing clue.


    You know youve got it in for God when...
     
  25. Shara_82

    Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jan 10, 2001
    When you find out Hayden was so close and NO ONE TOLD YOU!

    You know yahoo pool is going downhill when...
     
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