Abq You might be a (blank) if....

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  1. propgeek1701 Jedi Knight

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    At Scott's birthday party tonight was launched an idea whose time has come...

    SithLordAaron, Gecko_Fett, Redgek, LetoQuorme and I were talking about doing the Blue Collar Tour "Star Wars Style." Here are a few examples (you have to imagine this as though Jeff Foxworthy himself were saying these with a serious face):

    If you were conceived without benefit of a Y chromosome donor... ya might be a Sith Lord.
    If you have ever been cut in half by a lighstaber-wielding Jedi... ya might be a Sith Lord.
    If you have ever been defeated by teddy bears wielding sticks and stones... ya might be a Stormtrooper.
    If you have ever unwittingly kissed your sister on the mouth... and liked it... ya might be a Rebel.
    If you have ever got your tongue caught in a turbine... you might be a Gungan.
    If you find these jokes hilarious... ya might be a Star Wars geek.
    If you find these jokes annoying... you might be the spouse of a Star Wars geek.

    OK, enough examples. I propose that we do a chain thread where one person posts the "If" proposition, where another person posts their answer and another proposition for someone else to answer.

    I'll start:

    "If Jedi mind tricks don't work on you...
  2. SithLordAaron Jedi Knight

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    You might be a Toydarian.

    "If you rip someone's arms out of their sockets when you lose a game..."

    Greg, you forgot one. "If you think you can build a better gun than the ones they sell, you might be a Propgeek."
  3. propgeek1701 Jedi Knight

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    "You might be a Wookie."

    "If English grammar you cannot master..."

    Yeah, that was a good one about the propgeek! :D
  4. Shaak_Vi Jedi Knight

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    "Yoda you might be."

    "If you like scruffy looking nerf herders..."
  5. SithLordAaron Jedi Knight

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    "you might be a princess."

    "If someone is no good to you dead..."
  6. Redgek Jedi Knight

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    "You might be a bounty hunter."

    "If you've been slaughtered by Imperials just for pickin' up lost droids in the desert and selling 'em to the wrong moisture farmer..."
  7. FlirtationOfficer Jedi Knight

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    You might be a Jawa!:)

    If you are completely adored by the flirtation officer and have an incredible voice you might be the jedi...
  8. SithLordAaron Jedi Knight

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    "Qui-Gon, DUH!"

    "If you ride in single file to hide your numbers..."
  9. Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Master

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    You might be a Tusken Raider!


    If you can make the Kessel run in uder 12 par secs.....

  10. SithLordAaron Jedi Knight

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    "you might be a smuggler."

    "If Bocce is like a second language to you..."
  11. Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Master

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    You might be an annoying protocol droid.


    If you're tied to a big slug wearing nothing but a bikini.....
  12. propgeek1701 Jedi Knight

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    You might be StarLeia, er... a temporarily enslaved princess.

    (Sorry for the spoiler, Danielle)

    If you've ever been asked if you were a space angel...
  13. FlirtationOfficer Jedi Knight

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    Padme or Elton John LOL

    If Darth Vader accepts your apology you might be
  14. hairlesswookie Force Ghost

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    ...<cough gasp> Captain Needa....


    "If you like to serve Blue Milk for breakfast,
    you might be....."


  15. Gecko_Fett Jedi Master

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    "Moisture Farmer"
    If you cannot hit the broad side of a barn with blasters.....you might be?
  16. Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Master

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    A Stormtrooper


    If you are small fuzzy live in the forest and loved by Peter........You might be a
  17. ObeyTheFist Jedi Master

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    an Ewok

    if you have ever camped in a swamp
  18. SithLordAaron Jedi Knight

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    "you might be a Jedi Master."

    "If you danced for a crime lord and he fed you to the Rancor..."
  19. Lorithavon Jedi Knight

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    a twi'lek...

    if your hated by adults and loved by kids...
  20. ObeyTheFist Jedi Master

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    you are a sexy, loveable gungan

    if you are living at your aunt & uncles house in the desert
  21. StarLeia Jedi Knight

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    I suck. This is total Greek talk to me...

    :oops:
  22. TK166 Jedi Master

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    You might be Luke

    If you were chewing on the power cables again...
  23. StarLeia Jedi Knight

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    You might be Syren, my lesbian Sheltie.

    If you killed your captor with the chains that bound you...
  24. Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Master

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    Did you mean Greek talk or "Geek" talk. Either one would be accepted.
  25. StarLeia Jedi Knight

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    Ha ha, Matt!!

    I meant Greek, but I suppose that Geek works just as well!!
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