Abq You might be a (blank) if....

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  1. propgeek1701 Jedi Knight

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    "If you have one eye and pull Luke under water..."

    You might be a dianoga?

    If you live in an asteroid and mynocks inhabit your stomach...
  2. DJ_Rebo Jedi Knight

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    You might be a space slug. MMMMMMMM........Mynocks in the stomach....yuummmmm!
  3. DJ_Rebo Jedi Knight

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    Ohhh dang I forgot to put on a new one. (Sorry!) Stupid stupid Newbie! (sorry).
    Uhhhmmm... OK....If you lose the Millinium Falcon in a game of Chance to Han Solo....
  4. SithLordAaron Jedi Knight

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    "you might be a gambler.

    "If you're flying a ship and yell 'Watch out!' and then crash into your boss..."
  5. ObeyTheFist Jedi Master

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    you might be an x-wing pilot

    if you carry about a large box to do a scan on a unpiloted ship
  6. SithLordAaron Jedi Knight

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  7. Wook Jedi Master

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    soon to be dead stormstrooper...

    You might blue & play a funky tune ...
  8. DJ_Rebo Jedi Knight

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    :cool: You might be Maxx Rebo:cool:
    If you toss Threepio's head to your snouted buddy while a wookie is having a fit...
  9. propgeek1701 Jedi Knight

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    Wow, tough one DJ_Rebo! I'll have to let one of you more knowledgeable geeks answer that one.

    Tough one from you too, SithLordAaron. Who crashed into their boss? A TIE Fighter pilot?
  10. Lorithavon Jedi Knight

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    to answer aaron's...

    a tie pilot
  11. Wook Jedi Master

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    an Ugnaught? (DJ Rebo's question)

    You might look like a large praying mantis and have a large appetite to go along with a nasty temper...
  12. propgeek1701 Jedi Knight

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    If you were Kitik Keed'Kak, the ummm, praying mantis.

    If you look like a retarded facehugger attacked the back of your head and wrapped its tail around your neck...

    EDIT: Major embarrassment time... I was thinking of Bib Fortuna. I did not realize he was a Twi'Lek. Am I right in assuming that Twi'Lek males have one cranial appendage where the females have two?

    Here's a replacement:

    "If you have the head of a lobster, but can breathe air..."
  13. propgeek1701 Jedi Knight

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  14. BrotherHalo RSA Emeritus and Heckler

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    You might be a Mon Calamari?

    "If you boom da gasser, un crash Der Bosses heyblibber..."
  15. Lorithavon Jedi Knight

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    a Gungan speaking CR?

    if look like a duck and gungans ride you in to battle...
  16. SithLordAaron Jedi Knight

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    "you might be a Kaadu."

    "If you like to eat tauntaun drumsticks and hang humans upside down..."
  17. TK166 Jedi Master

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    You might be a Wampa

    If you blow your top shortly after being purchased...
  18. Bloodclaw65 Jedi Knight

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    You might be a stupid A$$ when someone sells you reloads. and the brass is so F^*& up it shears the firing pin stove pipes in your breach:eek:

    you told him not to run reloads if you don't know who the operator loading them are.
  19. Gecko_Fett Jedi Master

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    What episode was that in??? [face_tired]
  20. propgeek1701 Jedi Knight

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    Joseph's having OT reloading issues.

    If you live in the desert and like to give sandtroopers a ride on your back...
  21. TK166 Jedi Master

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    wait, Prop, no one answered mine yet!
  22. BrotherHalo RSA Emeritus and Heckler

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    Ah!

    You might be R4-D4!


    "If you're having OT reloading issues..."
  23. Lorithavon Jedi Knight

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    for propgeek's: you might be a dewback

    for BH's: you might be a bloodclaw...


    if you make wild claims about stormtrooper accuracy
  24. BrotherHalo RSA Emeritus and Heckler

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    You might be a crazy old hermit in the desert.


    "If you complain that others assume too much..."
  25. Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Master

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    you might be a queen in disguise as a handmaiden


    If you throw around pieces of a protocol droid in cloud city....
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