Abq You might be a (blank) if....

"If you have one eye and pull Luke under water..."

You might be a dianoga?

If you live in an asteroid and mynocks inhabit your stomach...

 

You might be a space slug. MMMMMMMM........Mynocks in the stomach....yuummmmm!

 

Ohhh dang I forgot to put on a new one. (Sorry!) Stupid stupid Newbie! (sorry).
Uhhhmmm... OK....If you lose the Millinium Falcon in a game of Chance to Han Solo....

 

"you might be a gambler.

"If you're flying a ship and yell 'Watch out!' and then crash into your boss..."

 

you might be an x-wing pilot

if you carry about a large box to do a scan on a unpiloted ship

 

Not an X-wing pilot.

 

soon to be dead stormstrooper...

You might blue & play a funky tune ...

 

You might be Maxx Rebo
If you toss Threepio's head to your snouted buddy while a wookie is having a fit...

 

Wow, tough one DJ_Rebo! I'll have to let one of you more knowledgeable geeks answer that one.

Tough one from you too, SithLordAaron. Who crashed into their boss? A TIE Fighter pilot?

 

to answer aaron's...

a tie pilot

 

an Ugnaught? (DJ Rebo's question)

You might look like a large praying mantis and have a large appetite to go along with a nasty temper...

 

If you were Kitik Keed'Kak, the ummm, praying mantis.

If you look like a retarded facehugger attacked the back of your head and wrapped its tail around your neck...

EDIT: Major embarrassment time... I was thinking of Bib Fortuna. I did not realize he was a Twi'Lek. Am I right in assuming that Twi'Lek males have one cranial appendage where the females have two?

Here's a replacement:

"If you have the head of a lobster, but can breathe air..."

 

Bump for edit.

 

You might be a Mon Calamari?

"If you boom da gasser, un crash Der Bosses heyblibber..."

 

a Gungan speaking CR?

if look like a duck and gungans ride you in to battle...

 

"you might be a Kaadu."

"If you like to eat tauntaun drumsticks and hang humans upside down..."

 

You might be a Wampa

If you blow your top shortly after being purchased...

 

You might be a stupid A$$ when someone sells you reloads. and the brass is so F^*& up it shears the firing pin stove pipes in your breach

you told him not to run reloads if you don't know who the operator loading them are.

 

What episode was that in???

 

Joseph's having OT reloading issues.

If you live in the desert and like to give sandtroopers a ride on your back...

 

wait, Prop, no one answered mine yet!

 

Ah!

You might be R4-D4!


"If you're having OT reloading issues..."

 

for propgeek's: you might be a dewback

for BH's: you might be a bloodclaw...


if you make wild claims about stormtrooper accuracy

 

You might be a crazy old hermit in the desert.


"If you complain that others assume too much..."

 

you might be a queen in disguise as a handmaiden


If you throw around pieces of a protocol droid in cloud city....