Abq You might be a (blank) if....

you might be an ugnaut

if you like to shoot at pod races...

 

you may be a wicked cool Tusken

If you look strong enough to pull the ears off a gundark...

 

you might have just gotten out of a bacta tank...

if you killed and entire tusken camp, including the women and kids

 

you might be a skywalker.

if you are an aide with a cyborg implant you might be...

 

A pelon that helps Lando

You might be a ________________ if you have flaming red hair and fall for a whining farm boy.

 

OK, I guess we can go off the screen-canon boundaries now. But I will get totally lost!

You might be an ex-Emperor's Hand assassin.

If you think your nephew is too much like his father...

 

you might be a moisture farmer...

if you look like a spider and keep your brain in a jar...

 

"you might be a B'omarr Monk."

"If you look like a monkey and laugh at everything your boss says..."

 

Salacious Crumb

if you store your friends in a Taun Taun

 

"you might be a smuggler."

"If you love the color red and protect the baddest Sith in the galaxy..."

 

"You might be easily flattened by Yoda."

"If you're comfortable with your body despite the fact that you eat heartily, and share an extreme emotional attachment to a rancor..."

 

"you might be my costume, Malikili, the Rancor Keeper."

"If you lead an attack to kill Ki-Adi Mundi..."

 

You might be Clone Commander Bacara.

If you have a long thin head and believe that Count Dooku's war is good for business...

 

you might be a member of the intergalactic banking clan.

If you are damn good cloners then you might be...