Phx You might be a jedi red neck if..............

Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.

You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill

You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored!!!

There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder

You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok

You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks

You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets
A peaceful meditation session is one without gas

You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE FORCE
Your master ever said "My finger you will pull..hmmm?"

You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.

You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had tospit.

The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

You have ever used a light-sabre to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light.

 

Everyone knows what Ewok tastes like... it tastes like ysalamiri, which in turn taste like chicken

 

LOL LOL LOL LOL GASP! LOL LOL LOL LOL!! Snort!!

Oh my gosh!!!! I can't breathe!!! Ok, just give me a minute!!

HEE HEE!!

giggle

Ok, that was freaking AWESOME!!

 

You hear "I am your father....and your Uncle".

 

...and your brother...

 

LOL

That is funny. Even for 6:20 in the morning.

 

If directions to your system include 'turn off the hyperspace route'

 

...You have a station that's mobile and three shuttles that aren't!

 

Hey! But I happen to like opening Boone's Strawberry Hill with my lightsaber!

MJA

 

If you say May the Force be with Ya'll

 

I like to shoot at the empty bottles with my blaster.

 

If your twin sister kisses you on the mouth...and you gloat about it in front of your friends...

Oh wait!! Luke did that didn't he!!

 

Oh thank the Skip!

Whi Ral is back!

We missed you!