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Discussion in 'NorthEast Regional Discussion' started by Jack_T_Chance, Apr 19, 2004.

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  1. Jack_T_Chance

    Jack_T_Chance Jedi Padawan star 4

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    So, people sometimes ask me, "Master Re-Kab, how can I tell if I'm a redneck Jedi?" So, I devised a little test to help people out...

    How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi[ol][li]Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.[/li][li]You have used your light saber to open and cook a can of pork and beans.[/li][li]You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.[/li][li]At least one wing of your X-Wing fighter is primer-colored.[/li][li]There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.[/li][li]You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.[/li][li]You can easily describe the taste of Ewok.[/li][li]You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.[/li][li]You think that the Stormtrooper Elite Guards are just KKK members with really good sheets.[/li][li]A peaceful meditation session is one without gas.[/li][li]You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not The Force.[/li][li]Your master has said, "My finger you will pull..hmmm?"[/li][li]You have had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.[/li][li]You have lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit.[/li][li]The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.[/li][li]Wookies are offended by your B.O.[/li][li]You have used The Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.[/li][li]You have used The Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.[/li][li]You have used a light saber to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer.[/li][li]Your father told you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side...it'll be a hoot."[/li][li]You've had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to light a bar-b-que.[/li][li]You might be a redneck Jedi if you say, "Luke I am your father... and your brother."[/li][/ol]
     
  2. Jack_T_Chance

    Jack_T_Chance Jedi Padawan star 4

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    23. If you know Leia was your sister all along... ya might be a redneck Jedi! [face_laugh]
     
  3. MuttandSolo

    MuttandSolo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    24. You have a big number 3 painted on the sides of your X-Wing.
     
  4. DarthDrew

    DarthDrew Jedi Master star 4

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  5. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    If you get upset when others say that Podracing isnt a sport. Yet you cant convince anyone why it is.



    You replace your R2s dome with a cooler for your beer. SO the beer can be cold all the time whereever you are.
     
  6. strangebehaviour

    strangebehaviour Jedi Knight star 6

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    omg, beezel posted here!
     
  7. Mistress_Renata

    Mistress_Renata Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    If you turn on your lightsaber and it plays the theme from The Dukes of Hazzard instead of making that hissing sound...
     
  8. MuttandSolo

    MuttandSolo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ...or worse, the "Dueling Banjo" from Deliverance.


    *Shivers uncontrollably*
     
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