You might be a redneck Jedi if...

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  1. kitchenvixen Jedi Knight

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    You might be a redneck Jedi if...

    You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

    Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.

    You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.

    At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

    You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.

    You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

    You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.

    You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit.

    The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

    Wookies are offended by your B.O.

    You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

    You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

    Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

    You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

    You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.

    Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

    You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them damn Yankees."

    You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

    You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with red wood deck.

    You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the cantina scene.

  2. eddie-wan-kenobi Jedi Master

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    WHOA!!! HILARIOUS STUFF KitchenVixen!! [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]
  3. jkg_vader Jedi Master

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    Always remember kids, The Dark side is the Fun side!
  4. eddie-wan-kenobi Jedi Master

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    Just as long as your careful around open flames. We saw what happens when you play with fire. [face_skull]
  5. kitchenvixen Jedi Knight

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    I wish I could remember where I found it. I amsure there are more things that could be added.
  6. kitchenvixen Jedi Knight

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    My oldest son thinsg so too. He likes to say "MOmmy...you know I'm a sith lord.....right?"
    He's only 5.
  7. kitchenvixen Jedi Knight

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    open flames are dangerous....ask Anakin...........lol
  8. Master_SweetPea Jedi Master

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    you might be a Redneck Jedi if...

    you think Yoda's Ears look mighty tasty

    you have a speeder bumper sticker that reads "Keep Honking I'm re-charging"
  9. jkg_vader Jedi Master

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    Nice. :)

    Good to have you back. How is the littlest sweetpea?
  10. Master_SweetPea Jedi Master

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  11. jkg_vader Jedi Master

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    love the bunny slippers!
  12. Master_SweetPea Jedi Master

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    yeah he's out grown those I think, but now he's big enough for his
    Krystal onesie that has two Krystals on the front and says
    "Little Buns make the Difference"

    It's funny when he was on Ellen, we didn't even see it!, A friend of my mother-in-law just happened to tape it
    and realize who the baby was!
  13. kitchenvixen Jedi Knight

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  14. jkg_vader Jedi Master

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    When were you on Ellen?
  15. Master_SweetPea Jedi Master

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    I wasn't on Ellen.... Sebastian was! :)
    Liesel sent his photo in and she showed it on "Celebrity Babies"
    The photo on the page that says "Ellen said he looks like Robin Williams!" is from the show
    the video is Celebrity Babies
    if I can ever get it to work....

    I had no intention of derailing this thread....
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