You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If...

You have ever heard the phrase, "The Force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is Camouflage color.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever lost a hand during a lightsaber fight because you had to stop and spit Copenhagen Snuff.

You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder

You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut so you have to climb in through the window.

You suggested that they outfit the Millenium Falcon with a redwood deck.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

In your opinion, that Darth Vader guy, "Just ain't quite right."

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Ran across this list at: http://www.milleronline.com/jokes.html

That is all.
-Joseph
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A pool table.

ah memories, I remember waaaay back when GonkDroid sent out this email, he may have posted in the ol' CDown forums.

Memories...chocolate covered and sprinkled memories...

oh yeah, King Kong told Interactive Yoda to tell Porkins, to tell Mr. Burns, to tell Homer, to tell me, to tell joesph that:
"you're a jerk. Purple monkey dishwasher"

LOL can Joseph tell Tarun

Can anyone really tell Tarun? ;-)

Courage, Adam. Only a few more weeks....however I'd be interested to know how you're fitting so many people into this hypothetical house of yours...

Cris~

I told you Cris, it's a real house, I've seen it. The people on the other may well be hypothetical since I'm not sure if I've met them.

Well I can't say I know exactly how it is to be accomplished, but you can be sure it involves a spatula