You have ever heard the phrase, "The Force be with y'all." Your Jedi robe is Camouflage color. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. You have ever lost a hand during a lightsaber fight because you had to stop and spit Copenhagen Snuff. You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut so you have to climb in through the window. You suggested that they outfit the Millenium Falcon with a redwood deck. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. In your opinion, that Darth Vader guy, "Just ain't quite right." -=- Ran across this list at: http://www.milleronline.com/jokes.html That is all. -Joseph What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table.