You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If...

Discussion in 'Toronto, ON' started by krax_13, Mar 20, 2001.

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  1. krax_13 Jedi Knight

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    Feb 13, 2001
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    You have ever heard the phrase, "The Force be with y'all."

    Your Jedi robe is Camouflage color.

    You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

    You have ever lost a hand during a lightsaber fight because you had to stop and spit Copenhagen Snuff.

    You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder

    You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut so you have to climb in through the window.

    You suggested that they outfit the Millenium Falcon with a redwood deck.

    You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

    In your opinion, that Darth Vader guy, "Just ain't quite right."

    -=-
    Ran across this list at: http://www.milleronline.com/jokes.html

    That is all.
    -Joseph
    What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

    A pool table.
  2. Adam-the-Indifferent Jedi Master

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    Nov 30, 2000
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    ah memories, I remember waaaay back when GonkDroid sent out this email, he may have posted in the ol' CDown forums.

    Memories...chocolate covered and sprinkled memories...

    oh yeah, King Kong told Interactive Yoda to tell Porkins, to tell Mr. Burns, to tell Homer, to tell me, to tell joesph that:
    "you're a jerk. Purple monkey dishwasher"
  3. KingBob Jedi Knight

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    Nov 30, 2000
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    LOL can Joseph tell Tarun
  4. TheGrandePoobah Jedi Master

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    Nov 30, 2000
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    Can anyone really tell Tarun? ;-)
  5. Cristalia Jedi Knight

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    May 15, 2000
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    Courage, Adam. Only a few more weeks....however I'd be interested to know how you're fitting so many people into this hypothetical house of yours...

    Cris~
  6. TheGrandePoobah Jedi Master

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    Nov 30, 2000
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    I told you Cris, it's a real house, I've seen it. The people on the other may well be hypothetical since I'm not sure if I've met them.
  7. KingBob Jedi Knight

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    Nov 30, 2000
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    Well I can't say I know exactly how it is to be accomplished, but you can be sure it involves a spatula
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