You might be a Redneck Jedi if... You ever heard the phrase, " May the Force be with y'all." Your Jedi robe is camouflage. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of beer. At least one of the wings on your X-Wing is primer colored. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your front yard. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dad-gum skeeters. Wookies are offended by your B. O. You have ever used the Force to get yourself another root beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, c'mon over to the Dark Side...it'll be a hoot." You have ever had your R-2 unit use its electro-shock thingy to get the BBQ grill to light. You have the Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder. You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. You were the only one drinking moonshine during the Cantina scene. If you hear, " Luke, I am your father......and your uncle."