You might be a redneck Jedi if...

Discussion in 'Los Angeles, CA' started by JediBith, Jun 28, 2007.

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  1. JediBith Jedi Master

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    You might be a Redneck Jedi if...

    You ever heard the phrase, " May the Force be with y'all."

    Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

    You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of beer.

    At least one of the wings on your X-Wing is primer colored.

    You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

    You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your front yard.

    The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dad-gum skeeters.

    Wookies are offended by your B. O.

    You have ever used the Force to get yourself another root beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

    You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

    Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, c'mon over to the Dark Side...it'll be a hoot."

    You have ever had your R-2 unit use its electro-shock thingy to get the BBQ grill to light.

    You have the Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

    You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

    You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

    You were the only one drinking moonshine during the Cantina scene.

    If you hear, " Luke, I am your father......and your uncle."

    [face_laugh]
  2. MrZAP Force Ghost

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    Jun 2, 2007
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    Which one? Civil War or Clone War?;)
  3. Skyryder Jedi Grand Master

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    Good observation, MZ.
  4. Jundland_Jay Jedi Master

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  5. DarthHaskett Jedi Grand Master

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    A very clever list. Thanks for sharing, JB.
  6. Varekei Jedi Master

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    Oh, I really gotta print this one & pass it around! I laughed out loud! At work!
  7. JediNoc Jedi Master

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    Hilarious! I'm adding to my MySpace blog with a credit to LAFF.
  8. Darth-Bubba Jedi Master

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    Thats not funny. I have seen or heard SR do atleast 1/2 of these.
  9. Skyryder Jedi Grand Master

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    True, sometimes I really don't know how much of a redneck I am. Growing up in the back woods of East Texas gives me a certain look on things. That's why I'm doing the Snowtrooper because it reminds me of the costumes we used to wear back home.


    (The above statement about me doing the Snowtrooper because it looks like a certain other costume known in many parts of the South is complete sarcasm. And shouldn't be taken in any other way.)
  10. Varekei Jedi Master

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    ExSoutherner or not, I just can't see Skyryder as a redneck.
  11. Arminca Jedi Knight

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    I agree on that note.
  12. Skyryder Jedi Grand Master

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    Well I'm fixin' to get me some vitals and go to bed with the chickens.
  13. jedifan77 Jedi Grand Master

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    Good Lord willin' and the crick don't rise, we'll see ya'll tomorra!
  14. Varekei Jedi Master

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    Tsk! It's vittles or vittals not vitals. And you call yourself a redneck!?
  15. BorriKuuaah Jedi Knight

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