Hou, TX You might be a Redneck Jedi if...

Yeah, we know...these have been floating around the internet for years. But in case you're one of the three people on the planet who haven't seen them yet, here they are:



You might be a Redneck Jedi if...

You have ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud.

At least one wing of your X-Wing is painted with primer.

You can easily describe the taste of Ewok.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is "the dadgum skeeters."

Wookies are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the Force to cheat at fishing or bowling.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the Dark Side...it'll be a hoot."

You have ever had your R2D2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to light the barbecue grill.

You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat women.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

If you've ever heard "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle!"

 

*cringes*


good reasons i should be glad some of my relatives aren't sw fans.....

 

You post a thread like this.





LOL

 

I love it!!! hahahahahahahahhaa


btw, I've actually known someone that did bare a strong resemblance to Chewbacca

 

kinda makes me glad I'm Mexican

 

Perhaps this would be a good thread to post a link to Jedi Jim. Or is it still online anywhere?...Crunchy? AS3? Y'all know?

 

Since this is a joke thread, how about this one. This might make you smile.

Episode III - Comes out in May 2005. Waiting 35 months.

Price of ticket - $12.00

Getting a costume to wear for the final Star Wars Film - $100.00(Not including lightsaber)

Finally getting to see how the Prequal Trilogy will end(and seeing all 6 Star Wars movies as a whole) - PRICELESS

 

If you think r2 units stands for some new kind of fishing equipment!

 

You might be a Redneck Jedi if...

You think Jawa Sandcrawlers are the future of Double-Wide Trailers.

You wear spurs while riding a tauntaun.

You consider the Emperor a "nasty varmit."

 

I always get a kick out of these redneck jokes. I guess growing up out in the country compared to Houston makes it even funnier. Having it be Star Wars jokes on top of that is great.

 

I love these. I think they're hillarious.

I have this email saved in my Outlook.

 

Ewoks are delicious.

 

these are funny....i like them all........
i agree with dracula on this one...glad to be a mexican