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Discussion in 'MidSouth Regional Discussion' started by bebo_lokk, Jun 5, 2002.

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  1. bebo_lokk

    bebo_lokk Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Yeah, we know...these have been floating around the internet for years. But in case you're one of the three people on the planet who haven't seen them yet, here they are:



    You might be a Redneck Jedi if...

    You have ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

    Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

    You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud.

    At least one wing of your X-Wing is painted with primer.

    You can easily describe the taste of Ewok.

    You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

    The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is "the dadgum skeeters."

    Wookies are offended by your B.O.

    You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

    You have ever used the Force to cheat at fishing or bowling.

    Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the Dark Side...it'll be a hoot."

    You have ever had your R2D2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to light the barbecue grill.

    You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

    You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

    You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

    Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat women.

    You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

    You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.

    You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

    If you've ever heard "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle!"

     
  2. goldbubbly

    goldbubbly Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 5, 2002
    *cringes*


    good reasons i should be glad some of my relatives aren't sw fans..... :(
     
  3. Vadersnoghri

    Vadersnoghri Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 18, 2002
  4. Crunchy

    Crunchy Jedi Master star 4

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    You post a thread like this.





    LOL
     
  5. crystala

    crystala Jedi Master star 1

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    May 7, 2002
    I love it!!! hahahahahahahahhaa


    btw, I've actually known someone that did bare a strong resemblance to Chewbacca :)
     
  6. dracula766

    dracula766 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Apr 24, 2002
    :cool:

    kinda makes me glad I'm Mexican

     
  7. bebo_lokk

    bebo_lokk Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Perhaps this would be a good thread to post a link to Jedi Jim. Or is it still online anywhere?...Crunchy? AS3? Y'all know?
     
  8. Vadersnoghri

    Vadersnoghri Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 18, 2002
    Since this is a joke thread, how about this one. This might make you smile.

    Episode III - Comes out in May 2005. Waiting 35 months.

    Price of ticket - $12.00

    Getting a costume to wear for the final Star Wars Film - $100.00(Not including lightsaber)

    Finally getting to see how the Prequal Trilogy will end(and seeing all 6 Star Wars movies as a whole) - PRICELESS
     
  9. Master_Infamous

    Master_Infamous Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jun 6, 2002
    If you think r2 units stands for some new kind of fishing equipment!
     
  10. WJGlory

    WJGlory Jedi Youngling

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    Apr 28, 2002
    You might be a Redneck Jedi if...

    You think Jawa Sandcrawlers are the future of Double-Wide Trailers.

    You wear spurs while riding a tauntaun.

    You consider the Emperor a "nasty varmit."
     
  11. Darthmusic

    Darthmusic Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Apr 25, 2002
    I always get a kick out of these redneck jokes. I guess growing up out in the country compared to Houston makes it even funnier. Having it be Star Wars jokes on top of that is great.
     
  12. Queenie Amidala

    Queenie Amidala Jedi Master star 5

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    [face_laugh] I love these. I think they're hillarious.

    I have this email saved in my Outlook.
     
  13. Fingorfin

    Fingorfin Jedi Master star 4

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    Nov 7, 2001
    Ewoks are delicious.
     
  14. BabyPadme

    BabyPadme Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Apr 28, 2002
    these are funny....i like them all........
    i agree with dracula on this one...glad to be a mexican
     
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