You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....

You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....

1 You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

2 Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

3 You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

4 At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

5 You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

6 You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

7 The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

8 Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

9 You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

10 You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

11 Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

12 You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.

13 You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

14 You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

15 You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

16 Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

17 You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

18 You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

19 You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

20 If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."



(Sorry, I just found this somewhere, had to share )

/Z

 

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That was geat, Zap, where'd ya come up with those?

Check my sig for my favorite fanfilmer joke....


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Heard it all before- lock please.

 

You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....

1. Your lightsaber has at any point is it's history closely resembled a beer bottle...

2. Even after realizing Leia is your sister, you still make out with her anyway...

 

Best suited for the social thread, thanks.