Tucson You might be a redneck jedi knight if.....

You ever uttered the phrase, "May the force be with y'all?.

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm
Strawberry Hill.

At least one wing of your X-wing is primer colored.

You have bathe horns on the front of your land speeder.

You describe the taste of an Wok as "jus' like chicken."

You have ever had a B-wing up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on planet Deborah is "them dad gum skitters."

Your BO offends woolies.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you wouldn't have
to wait for a commercial.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark
side...it'll be a hoot!"

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to
get the barbecue grill to light.

You have a confederate flag painted on your flight helmet.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leila wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through
the window.

You kind of think that Jabber the Hut had a pretty good handle on how to treat
his women.

You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire "them damn
Yankees?.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

In your opinion, that Cee-Threepio fellow "just isn?t right?.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a Lazy-Boy
recliner.

The REAL reason you got into a fight in the cantina was because you
ordered Bud Light...and they didn't have it.

You knew Princess Leila was your sister all along.



something my coworker forwarded to me good for a hoot

 

I can just hear CAT using this one...LMAO!!!

This is just wrong on so many levels..but funnay

 

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YA'LL

can't disappointment the masses!!

 

ROTFLOL

I getting married to a redneck jedi

 

LOL

 

At least it's not a gungan

 

whats wrong with redneck jedi huh boy!?
peh......aint nuthin wroong wit mah dewback skuuull on the fron of mah speeder!

 

Nuthin wrong with that I couldn't be happier

 

yeeeeehaw to that brooother!

 

...you've lost count of the number of times you have had to duct-tape your lightsaber back together! Hey I come from Redneck territory here in Central Illinois!

and I will use a quote from I'm not sure who, but I did NOT come up with it--I love this quote though! "Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side, it has a dark side, and it binds the universe together!" I just might add this to my signature...

 

I couldn't agree with you more FF
TTYL