My sister emailed me this. * You ever uttered the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." * Your Jedi robe is camouflage. * You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill. * At least one wing of your X-wing is primer colored. * You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder. * You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. * You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard. * The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters. * Wookies are offended by your B.O. * You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. * You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling. * Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot." * You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light. * You have a confederate flag painted on your flight helmet.