Saga You Might Be A Sith If... a redneckSith crossover list

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Title: You might be a Sith if...
Author: Lea-El
Summary: If Foxworthy was a Sith he might write.
Disclaimer: I am neither a Foxworthy nor a Lucas. I just cross-wired them.

You might be a Sith if...


1. You mow your yard and find the speeders of you last five victims.

2. You hang around outside anger management classes to pick up Jedi with issues.

3. You have an assortment of past victim's lightsabers hanging over your mantle.

4. You pretend to be a benevolent chancellor by day and plot to take over the galaxy by night.

5. You spend hours looking for a cold cream to reduce the wrinkles from the Sith lightening.

6. You trick young Jedi boys into thinking you are their most trusted adviser.

7. You trick naïve Gungan into passing a motion giving you a clone army.

8. You have yourself kidnapped so you can kill off your apprentice.

9. You tell young Jedi he can't learn how to save his secret wife from the Jedi.

10. You have an order to kill the Jedi written into the clone army's genes.

11. You appoint you future apprentice to be your liaison to the Jedi Council.

12. You order an illegal army of clone warriors in the name of the Jedi and wait for them to find it.

13. You arrange for a senator to be assassinate and order the Jedi to protect her so you can orchestrate a romance to bring down the chosen one.

14. You convince your people to vote in a fourteen - year old girl so you can manipulate her into a vote of no confidence for a reputable chancellor.

20. You have the Trade Federation attack your home world so you can get the sympathy vote and become chancellor.

21. You have the Tusken raiders capture the chosen ones mother and torture her to death to push him over the edge.

22. You get updates from the Jedi on their battle plans then use that information to know where to attack next.

23. You pretend to be old, weak and helpless to get the chosen one to kill the Jedi Master about to execute you and guilt trip him into joining you as an apprentice.

24. You order your newly named apprentice to kill everyone in the temple and burn it so he can become more powerful and save his wife.

25. You tell your new apprentice he killed his beloved wife to get him to follow you blindly now that he has nothing to live for.

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