Phx You might be a trekkie if...

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  1. Diesel_Dave Jedi Master

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    It's not Star wars but there are many Sci-Fi fans in general here

    1. If you've ever been in a fist fight over who is better Captain Picard or Captain Kirk...
    2. If you think that Seven of Nine is sexier than Princess Leia...
    3. If your fantasy includes Lt. Uhura sitting on the edge of your bed saying "Hailing frequencies open"...
    4. If your screen saver says "Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated"...
    5. If you find yourself in a jam and say "Scotty, beam me up!"...
    6. If you believe that Ross Perot owns a copy of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition...
    7. If you believe Ross Perot is a Ferengi...
    8. If someone says good morning to you and you answer "Ka Plah!"...
    9. If you know the proper Vulcan greeting and response...
    10. If you can tell the difference between a Vulcan and a Romulan...
    11. If you can name all the people who have ever been captain of the Enterprise...
    12. If you think Q-Tips is a self-help book written by a certain Star Trek villain...
    13. If you have the Klingon version of Hooked on Phonics...
    14. If you find a hairball and think it's a Tribble...
    15. If you believe there is an alternate universe where you are captain of the Enterprise...
    16. If you learned to pick up women by watching Captain Kirk...
    17. If you keep flipping open your cell phone hoping to get a comunique from Scotty...
    18. If you here someone say "he's an enterprising young man," and you look for his communicator...
    19. If you get in your car and say engage...
    20. If you believe George Lucas is the Anti-Christ...
    21. If your girlfriend tells you "it's either me or Star Trek!" and you wave good-bye...
    22. If you think Hillary Clinton would look good in Lt. Uhura's uniform...
    23. If you wrote in James T. Kirk for President with running mate Pavel Chekov...
    24. If you walk into your kitchen and look for a replicator...
    25. If you think Kahless will come back before Jesus Christ...


    edit: changed #2 from Capt. Janeway to Seven
  2. Idiots Array Jedi Grand Master

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    "Live long and prosper" "Peace and long life."

    And Dax (Jadzia and Ezri) are waaaay hotter than Leia. [face_love]
  3. MexChewie Jedi Master

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    Put Captain Janeway in that gold bikini, then maybe but until then, no way :mad:

    Given some of the posts on TPM and AOTC threads, that sentiment is being expressed by some OT fans.

    BTW: Anyone know what is the correct response to someone who says "Ka Plah"? Is it "Ka Plah" again?
  4. MexChewie Jedi Master

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    Jadzia yes. Ezri no.
    My favorite of course [face_love]Deanna Troi [face_love]

    Eye candy of course, 7 of 9 and T-Pol

    Sometimes even the Doctor, Beverly Crusher looks good to me. Must be me getting older.

    But I've always had a thing for red heads [face_love]
  5. Diesel_Dave Jedi Master

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    Put Seven in a metal bikini and now your talking! :D
  6. LORDPARSEC Jedi Master

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    you forgot one Dave...

    If you try to pick up girls by saying, "You wanna see my Faser?"

    That one was on Leno a while back.

    LP :D
  7. MexChewie Jedi Master

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    Ok Dave, you got me on that one. [face_love]
  8. Diesel_Dave Jedi Master

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    As Chachi once said, Iechiwawa

    [image=http://www.mybeauties.net/n/jryan/Images/jryan005.jpg]
  9. Diesel_Dave Jedi Master

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    Actually, I really do prefer the 'Girl next door' look
    [image=http://www.mybeauties.net/n/jryan/Images/jryan008.jpg]

    and if she lived next door! I'd be neighborly every everyday!
  10. Kirana_T Jedi Master

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    Trek doesn't really have a lot for us girls, does it? Picard's not bad, (gotta love the baldness :)), but Kirk was lame! I do love Scott Bakula though, even though I am not wild about Enterprise. (I really wanted to like it, but it's kind of boring.)

    SW has Luke, Han Solo [face_love] [face_love] and young Obi Wan [face_love], not to mention teenage Anakin (who is quite a hottie, if you like them young ;)).
  11. Diesel_Dave Jedi Master

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    And fir the guys, there's Leia and Padme. [face_love]
  12. MexChewie Jedi Master

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    Have patience on Enterprise. As with ST:TNG, DS9, and Voyager, they didn't hit their stride until the 3-4 season.
  13. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    Cpt Janeway??? Is everybody smoking crack. She sounds like she's got gravel in her mouth and looks like she should be wearing depends.
  14. Diesel_Dave Jedi Master

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    Hey I just copy and paste. I'm not that creative... Wait.. see edit!
  15. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    Okay much better. I might be the oldest here but even she is too old. Blahhhhh. :p
  16. Diesel_Dave Jedi Master

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    LMAO! [face_laugh] MD aka old fart! :p

    I have a friend that thinks she's pretty fine. Go figure!
  17. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    They must not be getting any then. Either that or its a mother fetish. Oops, ?[face_plain] am I allowed to say that here?
  18. Diesel_Dave Jedi Master

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    Just this one time. :p

    What if your mom was Patsy Ann McClenny.

    AKA [image=http://www.altocelebs.net/f/morgan-fairchild/c-000963-im-011951.jpg]
    Morgan Fairchild.
  19. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    Cant go there because that was one of my fathers sex symbols. :p
  20. Diesel_Dave Jedi Master

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  21. MexChewie Jedi Master

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    Don't care. I still say gggroowlll.
  22. Diesel_Dave Jedi Master

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  23. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    T'pol on the other hand......
  24. Mara_Jade_AZ Jedi Knight

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    Okay I admit it I'm a trekkie!!

    I do think 7 is sexier than Leia, but I also think Mara could kick 7's A#% three times over without breaking a sweat too ;)

    What are you talking about ST doesn't have anything for us girls. There's Picard [face_love] Bald men are just so sexy. Archer aka Scott Bakula, Shakkar (Duncan Regher), Trip (Connor Trineer) [face_love]

    THere's more, I just have to remember them...

    MJA
  25. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    I do think 7 is sexier than Leia

    I actually think Leia is sexier.

    There's Picard Bald men are just so sexy.

    You better watch or Dave will get a big head. :p
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