Beyond - Legends You: Redheaded and Hormonal (A Choose Your Own Adventure fanfic!) L/M - Completed Mar. 14

#2. lol! We have an anxious Farmboy.

 

Yeah, #2. With as much snark as you can get into 'Not so politely'. Make farmboy blush!

 

Um--what if I want his hand there????

Okay, okay. #2

 

#2 please!!!!!!!!!!

 

#2 definitely.

 

I'll be contrarian and say 3.

 

I think I have to agree with JM - number 3!

 

You wanna lose a hand again, farmboy? Haha, #2!

 

You ask him, not so politely, to remove his hand.

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?Skywalker,? you growl. ?Do you want another cybernetic hand??

Luke looks at you, confused. ?Mara??

Your face turns red with anger. ?Why don?t you respect my body? What did I do to deserve this? Am I like your trophy wife or something?? At that moment, the door cycled open and Han was at the other side. You ignore your brother-in-law?s presence. ?Why must you make it so obvious that we just had sex twice in the past eight hours? I am NOT your kriff doll! Take your hand off my butt because you are not getting any more sex out of me today.?

By this time, Luke is bright red. He removes his hand quicker than if your butt was an ignited lightsaber. He is speechless.

Han clears his throat. ?I?d ask if this was a bad time, but you guys kinda chimed my door.?

Luke disregards Han and simply looks at you with big blue eyes. He is embarrassed, confused and most of all, hurt, by your rant.

You instantly feel bad. These damn hormones are pushing you to your breaking point. You are going to do something you NEVER do: cry.

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You?

1. Rush into the Solo?s apartment and into their refresher.

2. Run away, towards the turbolift.

3. Hug Luke and break down in his arms.

 

Number three.

 

I say #1, pushing Han out of the way as you I so! Leia will be there to check on me, hold me, glare at Han and reassure Luke that everything's alright.

 

#3

 

Oh, poor Lukie!

I guess I'll go with option number 3. Hug Luke and break down in his arms.

 

Ouch! She really is hormonal! #3. Poor Farm boy. Of course, Han will probably give Luke a thumbs up.

 

Two.

I'm a fan of Mara running away from her problems. Hee.

 

Briannakin, that was fantabulous in the snippy department!! Let me ask rhetorically of myself and the other ones who picked #2 before-- Was that response of Mara's "not-so-nicely/snarky" enough? Very definitely a rant!

Poor Luke's gonna get dizzy trying to keep up with all the hormonal shifts


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Mara never ran away from anything unless she's in denial about it So #3!!!!!!!!!!

Hugs!

 

#1 for sure. Then Luke can chase her, comfort her, apologize, grovel, and they can kiss and make up.

 

#1 for sure

 

Poor Luke. Poor Mara. Poor Baby Ben. Poor Han.

Um... hm. Well, if Mara runs away maybe Luke can go find ginchy and comfort himself with her.

I mean, WHAT??

#3. Those hormones are going to drive them all wacky!

Edit: Forgot to bold.

 

#3

 

#1

I love this CYOA idea. It's hilarious. I'm glad I caught up with it and had a chance to vote.

Add me to the PM list please.

 

Number 1. I wanna see more of Han and Leia!

 

#1 - so Luke can chase her. And Leia can see her. They will totally figure it out.

 

Hey guys. Sadly, we are at the end of this fic with the last choice, but this fic would have ended soon with any of the choices because I did not want to leave this hanging over the move. Fortunately, I have come up with a CYOA sequel to You: Redheaded and Hormonal. After the move, you will get to play as LUKE SKYWALKER! Of course, you will be trying to appease your nine-month pregnant wife.
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You hug Luke and break down in his arms.

~ ~ ~

You stare into Luke?s big blue eyes and melt. You find yourself against Luke?s chest, crying into his black tunic. You feel his strong arms around you and his calming voice in your ear.

?It?s alright, you?re alright, I?m alright,? he said. He added through your bond, and our baby is alright.

Luke holds you for a long time, until Han clears his throat. Luke guides you inside and to the Solo`s couch. Leia looked at you funny, then dragged Han down the hallway.

Luke hands you his handkerchief from his pocket and rubs your back as you take deep breaths.

?All these hormones are really taking a toll on you, aren?t they?? he asks you.

You glare at him. ?Hormones, Skywalker? How in chaos do you know that hormones are making me act insane??

Luke blushed. ?Well, I did spend a lot of time around Leia when she was first pregnant with the twins, and when we decided to try for a little one, I read a few articles on the holonet so that I would know what to expect, why and how I could help you.?

Your heart turns to goo with his words. ?Farmboy,? you sob, wiping away the last of the tears.

?Yes, love??

?Thank you.? You kiss him and then embrace him. Out of the corner of your eye, you see Han and Leia duck into a doorway. They were spying on you and Luke, who saw them as well. ?They figured it out, didn?t they??

?Well, one second you were yelling at me and the next you were crying in my arms, so, yeah, probably.?

You sigh, but smile. ?Hey, Jaina, Jacen, Anakin,? you call. ?Your uncle has some news for you.?

The Solos all quickly and curiously enter the living room. You catch the supressed excitement on Leia?s face. She totally knows.

?Guys.? Luke wraps his arms around you once all the Solos are seated. ?Mara and I are expecting a baby.?

All that could be heard was Leia?s squeal of delight.

The flurry of questions then started. Throughout it all, Luke was there, holding your hand and kissing your cheek often.


FIN!

 

SQUUUUUEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Thia was over way too quickly! Can't wait till after the move.