JCC You travel back in time to prevent John Conner from being the leader of humans against machines

What would you do?

 

Get in the same city, set off nuclear weapon.

 

Break into his house at night, while he's sleeping, point a gun at his head, and then politely ask that he not do that over tea and biscuits the next day.

 

Create a method of time travel that won't have the person being sent back in time a reason to be arrested for indecent exposure.

 

Lament that John Connor will still save humanity from the machines...

 

Don't sleep with his mom.

 

Enter the lottery.

 

Give his mom access to abortion and free contraception.

 

Show John Connor why machines are superior and organics inferior.

 

Meet Sarah Connor at a bar and slip her a roofie. Then while she's passed out I artificially inseminate her with my cyborg dong. Her pregnancy will stop Kyle Reece from knocking her up.

 

I would travel back in time naked.

 

I would make sure she was involuntarily committed to a psychiatric ward even earlier, so that way the state of California could sterilize her without her consent, since apparently they like doing that anyway.




How is that for a timely reference Darth Guy?

 

Hire a prostitute to seduce and then shank him during his randy teenage years.

 

i'd be like what.

 

I'd just subtly and gradually undermine his confidence over the course of his life.

 

Distract him with boobs.

 

Introduce him to drugs, which he will be quite fond of.

 

Declare pizza.

 

And there would be much rejoicing.

 

Came in to say something similar to this.....haha

 

that's the creepiest smile i've ever seen

 

I'd kill all humans other than John Connor so that he has no one to lead.

 

It's Gary Busey being teleported through some horrific dimension into the past where he possesses the body of Charles Foster Kane.

Or something.