Young, Free, and Single

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by garrettendi, Mar 20, 2002.

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  1. garrettendi Jedi Master

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    She dumped me on monday.

    She started talking to me and I went over her house on monday. We talked, and generally had fun together, and I asked her if we were going out.

    She was still deciding, so I sent her a text message that said I assumed she had dumped me.

    So she technically hasn't said that she has dumped me, but I assume she has.

    So now I'm Young, Free and Single





    and a bit lonely :(
  2. METZ Jedi Knight

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    Nov 17, 2001
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    shell be back..... they always are....like VD
  3. garrettendi Jedi Master

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    She won't be back.

    But I still want to be friends with her.
  4. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    I think this is an excellent tactical maneouvre on your part, Garrett.

    Not only will the Laydeez of Da World be rejoicing @ your singledom but your Dumper will be confused, as technically you've become a Dumpee of your own free will.

    As you've removed her choice, I'd say she's quite likely to decide that's not what she wants after all, as she never decided it.

    // slaps Garrett on the back

    Don't text her. You'll blow your cover.
  5. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    whatever you do, DON'T text her.

    Howdee folks. Everybody OK this fine and sunny morning?
  6. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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    join the club :p

    ~~Gives Garrett a hug~~
  7. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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  8. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    //singing

    Coz I'm young free and single
    I just wanna mingle with you babay

  9. AFIdude666 Jedi Master

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    Hey, to get back at her you could always pretend that you're gay. That always works a treat.
  10. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Soz Luci, but there's a difference between being the raving fairy you are and pretending to be one :p
  11. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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    how would you know about that Andy? ;)
  12. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    He's still in denial Andy.















    Unlike you.
  13. METZ Jedi Knight

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    Rwlationships are highly overated
  14. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    puts on a Steps CD

    What?!
  15. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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    lmao @steps CD

    well they do work well with your shirt ;)
  16. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Chet, when would you like your Barbera Streisand Collection back? And the best of Andrew Lloyd Webber?
  17. AFIdude666 Jedi Master

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    Well I've decided I suck majorly in the art of women.

    A couple of days ago I went to a gig at the Concorde 2 in Brighton. I was right near the stage so I was in quite close contact with the crowd, and there was this quite nice lass to the right of me which my mate said was checking me out. And do you know what I did? Being the Mr. Smoooooooth that I am??



    Absolutely bugger all.
    I had very disturbing dreams that night.
  18. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    no, I told you I don't like them. I'm not gay. But with you being so gay, I bought them for you. Cause I is a nice bloke and you were so scared of coming out the closet.
  19. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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    well I decided to give up on men for a while anyway.

    Wouldnt matter if I asked a guy out, they normally run away in the opposite direction :(
  20. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Pillock - why didn't you offer to show her the inside of your bandana?
  21. AFIdude666 Jedi Master

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    LOL. That's not what the majority of guys here seem to think LV.
  22. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    Andy **cough**coursework**cough**

    :p
  23. METZ Jedi Knight

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    BEER...... Its been helping ugly people have sex for years!!!!

    thats all I have to say on the matter, im going back to my cell
  24. AFIdude666 Jedi Master

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    Well my Bandana was playing up on me. Whenever I headbang or generally jump around like a lunatic it tends to loosen itself. I ended up throwing half of my friends smirnoff ice over my head (I thought it was water) in an effort to make it stay on.
  25. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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    on here yes

    ~~slaps metz~~ ok I've had enough of this if you dont have anything nice to say dont say anything
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